h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Picks pencil to write postcard*

*Steals postcard and buries it, hoping to grow a postcard tree and sell postcards to all pencil scrumpers.*

Ooo! It's just like The Magician's Nephew! Wow, I've always wanted to visit Narnia! Where are the talking animals?

*takes a can of guinness and burries it in teh ground *waters the spot where the can is burried

*buries a statue-man in the sand and waters it*



Now if we wait patiently, this little fellow might grow up to be amazing one day!

*places a Carlton Draught can near the guinness to grow some Australian flora*



*wonders whether beer trees can be called flora*

or he could just turn out to be a weed i guess....
perhaps something akin to buttercups...
you know they spread all over the garden and are almost impossable to get rid of

*drinks *

No no no! We must onward, to Cair Paravel!

*plucks a can of guinness of the guinness tree

*Buries some mainstream margerine in order to grow some good Flora!*
*Gets some hot toast ready.*

*plants a tub of sundlower margerine*

Has anyone seen a cat come through here ?

I thought I saw I chasing carnivorous coconuts down by the water ...

*plants a tin of upside-down-syrup-pud in the ground*

*plants a ready-mix-custard bush*

*arranges some hanging baskets with flowering cutlery.*

No hose-pie ban in The North

*gives them all a good-watering*

*goes down to the Collapsed Ruins beach and *

*Wonders what a hose pie is.*

*Considers that it most be some sort of edible trouser that they have in the north and refrains from mentioning it.*

Mmmmmm, hose pie.

Quite looking forward to these sponge puddings bearing fruit. Could just fancy one of those. And it would count towards my five-a-day!

Wab=nders in with several s from the bar and settles down on the beach for a

Drat Internet dylexia strikes again...

tell me about it.

hose pie, I ask you.

*burries a carniverours coconut in the ground do you think that was a wise thing to do? *plucks another fully ripe can of guinness off the guinness bush

Do I hear the sound of burrowing