A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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godisaheathen Posted Dec 3, 2005
*fills up IV drip with rum* (no questions as to where this came from please)
Look, it doesn't have to make sense. *thinks for a moment* Wait, from what I understand, the less sense it makes the better.
*waves in a helicopter carting a large slab of ice*
Don't let the construction stop you from getting drunk though, that would defeat the point (no questions as to what the point is please)
*gets on phone and starts ringing various pet stores for one that stocks polar bears*
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Dec 3, 2005
I think we should include a docking station for zepplins. And pirate ships
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eloisa Posted Dec 5, 2005
Oooh, ooh, can we have penguins? Can we? Can we? can we? Huh?
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Dec 5, 2005
Alright, but you'll have to feed them.
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eloisa Posted Dec 5, 2005
Yippee. Huzzah. Lalala.
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Oh, wait. I'm bored with them already.
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Dec 5, 2005
In that case we'll fatten them up and open an ice restaurant.
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Busterbone Posted Dec 14, 2005
Posting has slowed somewhat.
But if you want to get action you have to give action and the most action is in action movies like-
SPEED - H2G2 Style!!!!
Thats right, terrorists have placed a bomb under the "Collapsed Ruins" thread. If the speed of postings gets lower than 30 posts per week then this whole thread and everyone in it will explode!!!
Post or die!!!!
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Dec 15, 2005
Aargh! Where is Keanu Reeves when you need him?
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eloisa Posted Dec 15, 2005
Getting acting lessons? Or is that too much to hope for?
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Dec 15, 2005
I'm sure he can act, he just doesn't like to. Mysterious is his middle name.
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eloisa Posted Dec 15, 2005
Well, that's just plain selfish. He should buck up his ideas pretty sharpish, then have a word with Brad Pitt to do likewise.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Dec 16, 2005
They have both performed outstandingly in certain films and then in others they act like planks. It just goes to show that life isn't always what it should be.
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Jan 9, 2006
Umm, why haven't we exploded yet?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 11, 2006
Nobody pressed the big red button.
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jan 11, 2006
There's also a button that says on it, 'Do not press this button.'
The temptation is almost unbearable.
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Jan 11, 2006
Yup, and there's only one way to remove the temptation!
*presses button*
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Oh, well thats rather...um...
*stops talking and sidles away as the sea begins to boil*
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 12, 2006
Ooo! Those lobsters look about done! 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jan 12, 2006
Hear their screams!
Oh, the horror, th HORROR!
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Jan 12, 2006
Well, no point letting them go to waste.
*Tries to grab a lobster*
OW OW OW OW OW
*buries hand in ice*
It's still a bit hot.
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jan 13, 2006
::gets the drawn butter ready, and fetches the industrial-sized nutcrackers::
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- 12241: godisaheathen (Dec 3, 2005)
- 12242: Smigg-the-Miserable (Dec 3, 2005)
- 12243: eloisa (Dec 5, 2005)
- 12244: Smigg-the-Miserable (Dec 5, 2005)
- 12245: eloisa (Dec 5, 2005)
- 12246: Smigg-the-Miserable (Dec 5, 2005)
- 12247: Busterbone (Dec 14, 2005)
- 12248: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Dec 15, 2005)
- 12249: eloisa (Dec 15, 2005)
- 12250: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Dec 15, 2005)
- 12251: eloisa (Dec 15, 2005)
- 12252: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Dec 16, 2005)
- 12253: Smigg-the-Miserable (Jan 9, 2006)
- 12254: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 11, 2006)
- 12255: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jan 11, 2006)
- 12256: Smigg-the-Miserable (Jan 11, 2006)
- 12257: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 12, 2006)
- 12258: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jan 12, 2006)
- 12259: Smigg-the-Miserable (Jan 12, 2006)
- 12260: Shea the Sarcastic (Jan 13, 2006)
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