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godisaheathen Posted Nov 4, 2005
Cheers
I guess this is another test for that temporal watsit, since we're simultaneously drinking on multiple threads.
Does this mean I have multiple personalities? If so, are they all alcoholics? I think one's a lawyer. He might be the one in the evil boardroom.
Now, how do we go about catching sharks, and how do we stand on them without losing any of my personalities' feet?
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 4, 2005
Consider it done. why is the beach spinning? where did this lei come from? Hmm, I certainly do like this place
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eloisa Posted Nov 4, 2005
So, no progress on the shark skiing front eh?
Excellent progress on the getting pished tho. Good work lads.
Now pour me aan explain that temporal physics thingy again.
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Nov 4, 2005
And here be hams! Arrr!
*pulls bag of hams from boat*
Now about these sharks-how big are they and how many do we need? Also what do we need them for? Also... ah, nuts to it.
*procedes to get extremely drunk and fall over*
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 4, 2005
About the whole space time thing, I stole one of these Einstein-clone bean thingies from the evil boardroom and he can explain everything for you.
*waters bean*
here, eloisa, put in your babelfish so you can understand his German geek talk and go and learn stuff while I drink this beer through a funnel.
*trips over fallen Smigg and drunkenly laughs uncontrollably*
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eloisa Posted Nov 4, 2005
*popsin ear and nods sagely while the whole fabric of time and space is explained in minute detail. The creation of matter, the truth of the human soul, where DO the paperclips go etc*
Cool.
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 4, 2005
Hee hee! *hic* Smiggsy has been passed out for 50 minutes! Let's *hic* draw on him!
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eloisa Posted Nov 4, 2005
Hmm, indelible markers. In this bag somewhere.
*pauses to sniff the markers*
Mmmm, pear drops.
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 4, 2005
Lemme smell. *sniffs markers* whoa, head spin
*runs to smigg, falls, gets up and runs to smigg in right direction this time*
Hey *gets Eloisa's attention*
hey, eloisa...
*whispers drunkenly* hey, psst...
I've got a razor. Which eyebrow do we shave, left or *hic* right.
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eloisa Posted Nov 4, 2005
Oh, I'm all about thing s being equal. Lets shave 'em both off.
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eloisa Posted Nov 4, 2005
Gotta go now.
Keep the pens.
Save me some alcohol.
Byee.
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 4, 2005
hee hee! only one eyebrow.
*now talking to noone and writing on Smigg*
Ha hee. He schot me you know . Yeh, with a *hic* cannon.
It hurt a bit.
There! *stands back from Smigg, who now has 'THIS SPACE FOR RENT' written on his forehead*
Hah hah hah hah
Oh no, he's waking up.
*deftly hides under towel*
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Nov 6, 2005
Arrr!
*gets up and looks at reflection in bottle*
ARRR! WHICH OF YE SCURVY LUBBERS DID THIS!?!?!?!?
*notices godisaheathen under towel*
Arrr! I'll get ye!
*draws cutlass and begins furiously stabbing godisaheathen, before getting board and going off to wash*
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 6, 2005
Hey, no fair!
I was under my towel, and if I couldn't see you, you couldn't see me!
*bleeds profusely*
Has anybody got a band-aid?
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Nov 7, 2005
Will this plaster help?
*Stirs tub of plaster-o'-Paris.*
*Laughs at own pun.*
Hahahaha
*Hopes that somebody got the joke.*
*Skulks off since people start to glare.*
Sorry, I though it was funny.
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godisaheathen Posted Nov 7, 2005
Thanks for the help!
*Starts forming angry mob to go after smigg*
Does it count as an angry mob if I'm the only member?
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Smigg-the-Miserable Posted Nov 7, 2005
I don't see why not.
*takes swig of grogg, throws bottle away, and draws cutlass and pistol*
Bring it on.
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