h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*places a pint on the bar*
there you go
*puts up poster that says "christmas train at the SH2G2R on december the 18th leaving cottington"*
*puts up another poster that says "flying wizzbangers 33 knarls each"*

Ah, thank you.

*drinks with great thirst*

Well, I'm off to work, Sodit and all.

*tips hat to penguins on the way out.*

*the penguins look around impatiantly*

Hiya, KOTF.

Can I get bangers and mash here? And another ale?

cirtanly
*places one plate of banders and mash and one pint of ale on the bar*
*turns to the penguin nervously*
and you sir?
*the penguin says" i'll have a pint of ale old chap!"*

cottington http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A43790097

For future reference, kotf, you only need the A43790097 bit on these boards.

okey-doke

* lights BBQ and puts large cauldron upon*

Penguin stew, anyone?

*a penguin looks rather worried "i say thats rather unsporting"*
where is evil claw

I've never cooked for penguins before, but they'd probably like fish 9n their stew, right?

remember they are armed

NoNoNo.

We're going to cook the penguins , not cook for them

*at the meer utterance of that phrase the penguins move into a battle formation, weapson at the ready*
i think they heard that

* grabs bunch of penguins and throws them into cauldron*

Will someone be so kind and hand me the salt?

*uses suprising agility for a to slide round the penguins and caputre them*
need any more?

Guess a dozen or so would do.

*shugs*

Seals eat 'em, why not?

*looks at the bag a penguin dropped on his one-way trip to the cauldron.*

Wonder what's in the bag?

Any chance of just coating them in ?