h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* watches immediate death of said plant*

It just melted...

*watches as the remains of the plant turn into a gelatinous goo*

There's got to be an industrial application for a Michael . Any chemical engineers about?

*sticks a poster on the bar that says "The SH2G2R announces that the christmas special willbe leving cottington station on the 11 of december"*
flying wizzbanger any one?

*the P.I.I.B. burst through the door armed with laser wepons and a creature in a bag*
*the head penguin steps through the door and says "where is evilclaw?"

Having a catnap - or some catnip.

Want a popsicle?

*P.I.I.B leader "no, where is evilclaw, do not protect him"*

*places an enormous platter of sardines near the penguins*

*the penguin eyes the fish suspisously and then eyes me suspisously*

writes 16 over the 11

why are there penguins eating sardines in the corner?

oh just give me something to eat.

mini

one doorstop sandwich
*slides it down the bar*
*eyes the penguins nervosly*

*looks suspiciously at the sandwich, sniffs it curiously*

Cheese and jam nuff

*starts nibbling at the cursts, decides it isnt working, climbs inside the sandwich*

mini

very small chainsaw?

*pokes head out of sandwich*

nah im fine in here, just make sure no one eats me.

mini

*puts up a sign by the sandwich that says "do not disturb*
*a penguin waddles up to the bar and asks for a pint*

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=9AhCZJjY5zg

*gives penguin the pint*

*sidles up to the bar*

A pint here too, please, KOTF.

*turns to the penguin*

Lots of lovely snow we've been having.

*penguin frowns*
one pint
*slides pint down the bar*

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Wake me up when we approach 95K - at -20 or so, please.

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