A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
The Three Ns
Want some tasty juicy penguins, kitty
?
*
holds bunch of trembling birdies in front of the bobcat*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 21, 2008
*strokes the bobcat*
sure is a nice cat
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8584330 Posted Dec 21, 2008
>>> sure is a nice cat
*nods toward the pile of black and white penguin feathers.*
Especially now that he is fed.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 21, 2008
wonder why the penguins had him?
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8584330 Posted Dec 21, 2008
Don't know, shall I interrogate them?
*shouts at bowl of stew*
Hey, why'd you stuff a mutant bobcat in a bag?
Sorry, KOTF, the penguins couldn't say.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 21, 2008
a muffled squarking noise comes from under the bar and the singe surviving penguin cilmbs up onto the bar*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 21, 2008
leve him alone were trying to get some information from him
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8584330 Posted Dec 22, 2008
*Eyes narrowed, HN confronts the penguin*
Speak quickly, clearly, and truthfully, and your death may yet be relatively painless. I grew up in the American West, and I know what a bobcat ought to look like. What kind of experimentation have you performed on this poor creature?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 22, 2008
*the penguin says "it was to be the ultimate weaponto destroy the thingites"*
*yet another gass is dropped by me*
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Dec 22, 2008
So, it doesn't seem like I missed much...
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8584330 Posted Dec 23, 2008
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard a penguin say. You're only good for one thing.
*holds penguin upside down for the bobcat.*
Here's your snack, good kitty.
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8584330 Posted Dec 23, 2008
*tosses aside the resulting webbed feet well away from the area where KOTF dropped a glass*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 23, 2008
no!
he hadn't finished,
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8584330 Posted Dec 23, 2008
Well, he's finished now, all but the feathers.
*the bobcat grooms himself fastidiously*
I'm sorry KOTF, but I just could take anymore of that "ultimate weapon" blah blah blah. Total delusions of grandeur. Besides just look at the bobcat, will you? Does he look like he's going to destroy the Thingites?
*After his meal and his ablutions, the bobcat has curled up on DragonQueen, and the two of them look as charming as a Hogswatch card.*
To me, he looks more like a serious contender for the Thingite mascot position.
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Dec 23, 2008
That's a nice bobcat.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Dec 23, 2008
A Hogwatch card ought to have some sort of bird on it provided you can get the thing to cooperate.
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- 94842: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 21, 2008)
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- 94844: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 21, 2008)
- 94845: 8584330 (Dec 21, 2008)
- 94846: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 21, 2008)
- 94847: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Dec 21, 2008)
- 94848: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 21, 2008)
- 94849: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Dec 21, 2008)
- 94850: 8584330 (Dec 22, 2008)
- 94851: Father Jack (Dec 22, 2008)
- 94852: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 22, 2008)
- 94853: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Dec 22, 2008)
- 94854: 8584330 (Dec 23, 2008)
- 94855: 8584330 (Dec 23, 2008)
- 94856: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 23, 2008)
- 94857: 8584330 (Dec 23, 2008)
- 94858: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Dec 23, 2008)
- 94859: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Dec 23, 2008)
- 94860: dragonqueen - eternally free and forever untamed - insomniac extraordinaire - proprietrix of a bullwhip, badger button and (partly) of a thoroughly used sub with a purple collar. Matron of Honour. (Dec 23, 2008)
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