Welcome to my hole

Thank you for dropping in for tea. My rabbit hole is at your disposal. Sorry if it's not very roomy, but at least there's not any room for hiding deposed dictators.

So, what can I get you to go with your tea? Cucumber sandwiches, maybe? They're made with carrot bread. Celery sticks? Well, while you're deciding, I'll put the teakettle on.

So, what about this John Kerry thing? He wants to delay accepting the nomination, as if the delegates wanted to waste their time coming to a convention for nothing. If he doesn't want the nomination, let me have it! I'm an expert at removing bushes from places where they don't belong. tongueout


QUEEN OF HEARTS: Explain yourself.

FLUFFY PINK RABBIT: Well, "yourself" is a pronoun thingy
that you use to refer to you, and....

QUEEN OF HEARTS: No, no! I mean explain what you have
come to see me about.

FLUFFY PINK RABBIT: Oh, I can see you fine, your majesticness.

QUEEN OF HEARTS: For the last time, will you *please* say
what your purpose is!

FLUFFY PINK RABBIT: My purpose is to be a fluffy pink rabbit.
Nobody else will do it, so I guess I've got to.

(The Queen of Hearts runs screaming from the room)


Okay, I admit I'm a harebrain.
I *had* a personal space, but I forgot the
password for it, and now I'm starting again. :-(
The cynics among you may start a pool on how
soon I'll forget the password for *this* PS.


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