h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And it seems we have reached yet *another* milestone.



And they said Thingism would never catch on!

We have 72000 posts that say that's just not so!

......................yay...............another milestone..............

Wimpy is here, and I still have no idea why we are/were at war... (like IRL, no one knows why there is a war going on - end of philosophic talk)

had hoped to be able to post milestone

But as long as no armite or other hostile being does, I´ll go for the next one

If somebody else had got the milestone being a thingite enemy we would have attacked them to see how they liked it.

Right?!

Right...?

*hides*

Most certainly...

is actually a most peaceful, but grumpy, person who really doesn´t like being at war.

But if she, her hatchlings or her clan gets attacked SHE WILL FIGHT TO THE GLORIOUS FINAL, when the valkyrias sing and is hailed

(... or have I read to many fantasy s...)

...



Congratulations again, Lady S. - I didn't even notice that one coming up!

Actually we're here because the Thingites requested that the Assassin's guild attack them and the assassin's requested that the Evil Army help. ITs an allied attack except without the ... allies... except for A.R.M.Y. They good.

or do I have to put on your tiny little paws

(...collar...whip...)

I want to propose giving a special medal to taster, Yesterday on the war thread I had one of my paranoid attacks, brought on by this damned war and accused Taster of disloyalty and betrayal when it was supermoo who is the evil criminal, In a small skirmish Taster protected me by throwing many s and I got some treatment from thingite shrinks

Thanks Taster. I hope you can forgive this hotheaded thingite

I second that. I would have been there myself if I could.

Lookat me! I'm still standing! And i'm not a thingite! You're wrong not only thingites are standing

*a booming voice is heard* Alte Amplius Absque Cogitatim! *MOWoS appears in a flurry of Sporks* I should get that one approved for the RPG. So... anyway... What's going on?

*pulls EvilClaw's legs from under him*

I dunna. The thingites are being sore winners and/or losers. I think the battle is still undecided.

*gives the entire thingite force debilitating migrains with a massive mind crush*

Migrains suck and now you all have migrains! *destroys all pain relievers within a hundred billion klicks*

* hands out anti-migraine remedies to all fellow Thingites, as well as heat proof blankets*

*flares bolts that puts armites on fire while running towards *

* runs around in panic*

What what what is this about a battle?

*is dazed and confused*

i haven't been on here for over a year, darlings, what have i missed?

my spork needs polishing...

nite

Obviously a lot...

but,what the heck, does that really matter as long as THING RULES

Oh, indeed!

Thing rules O.K.!

It's nice to be back...