h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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Ode to a

My darling protector, I love you so,
Plastic you maybe, but your power is great.
The evil hoardes scream when they see you
For it is in your plain little image
They realise the power of THING.

with happiness.

*brandishes *

How dare these heathens attempt to inflict "debilitating migraines with a massive mind crush"? -- why, that really hoses me off!!! (I myself am impervious to migraines due to massive amounts of preventative drugs already circulating in my bloodstream.)

PREPARE TO DIE, THOU VILE MISCREANTS!!!


*has surreptitiously planted "Venus (grab-em-by-the-kahonies) Flytraps" beneath the Evil army's feet*

Mwwaaaaaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa haaaaa!!!

*watches with glee as they are snatched from beneath the kilt by surprise*

yay, The almighty Washcloth has returned. Watch the evilarmy dissapear up themselves. Victory is surely ours. It'll be easy peasy from now on.............

How can it not be?

yes we should have a great party to celebrate our victory!

Excuse me...

Can I propose a peace treaty?

I propose that the Evil Army RETREAT and GO HOME and agree never to attack Thing again. In return for which we will not follow them to their homes and beat them senseless with our s. Also they can have *FREE LIMITED TIME OFFER* membership to Thing!

Any takers?

*answers as member of Evil Army* I AGREE!!
*answers as member of Thing* I AGREE!!

Oh, good, that's one member from each organization!

No. Sorry taster, although I have nominated younearlier today for aspecial medal because of everything that happened yesterday, I cannot agree to this, I have gone through too much in the last few days and I want to party tonight for victory. Avenging Wshcloth returned to nonono earlier today and the evilarmy turned and ran. To the victor the spoils - and that is us

-silence-

we haven't given up anyway

Aren't you guys bored of this battling yet? Back and forth, back and forth and no one will ever win. That's the beauty of a peace treaty!!

(*whispers* Red, we kinda do win in this, if you notice, we are giving up nothing and getting them to leave *unwhispers*)

Give it up, ya stupid cat! Go home!! Make more little leopards!

should definitely go home!

But - I´m not sure about making more s. Even if is part of an endangered species, you should be very careful with these kind of encouragements.

New little kitties might be armites! *shrudders*

Big sighhhhhhhhh. It goes against my instincts but Taster I go with whatever you say. I have developped in the last 24 hours a feeling of deference and love to you Taster. Whatever you say I'll follow........Another big uncertain sigh. Oh thing I hope I'm doing the right thing.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1742576?thread=590237

I REFUSE. As Supreme Commander of the Evil Army (or "armites" as you retards who are incapable of not ending a word in "-ite" call us) I refuse this treaty. The evil army has also gone through much.

Your entire arguement that you have won is based on posting s and claiming that they kill us which is disobying continuity. Therefore this battle can end in nothing but a stalemate.

I will not abandon the field without some kind of gains and I will NOT promise not to attack again simply because you don't want to play anymore.

In conclusion: OMG I KILL U ALL!

*returns with funds from the Mint and hands them over to the glory of Thing*

So now what? Taster I shall follow your lead up until a certain point - but if they persist I feel I must continue fighting - to the death if needs be at the ready, you disgusting anti thingitite piece of..........sorry.............you you you........?

Wah. You stole our gold painted leaves. I'm sooooo sad. OUr mint existed in another timeframe/dimension/supermoo's wallet which is in another dimension in his jacket which itself a dimension. Good luck loser.

You get a **FREE LIMITED TIME OFFER** of a membership to Thing!!