h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Liar! You´re just trying to hide the fact that you´re completely out of funds!

I'm sorry but I'm in a rage. I just saw Godben's name - and he has deserted us during the last few days
I'm going to suggest we have a special tribunal to deal with Godben['s cowardice

No need, I admit that I'm a coward. Case closed.

*Wonders off.*

First taster? Then GodBen? Are you just trying to come up with scapegoats to justify your lackluster performance?

If i were them i wouldn't want to be associated with the way your group has been acting this last week either.

Nemo me impune lacessit

I have ben silent for too long, when I last appeared here some poor misguided fool was talking sh*** (ends in "ite") about defeating Thingism.

Thing was, is and always will be. We daily receive requests to join the true faith despite the feeble protestations of others and we cannot make s fast enough to bestow on new Thingites.


prophecy coming.... Mend your futile militaristic ways, admit your acceptance of Thing (I know you are a closet Thingite). Make Thing the one true religion of the Evil Army and MoMTV for the ides of March are almost upon us and the s are sharpened and ready!

Oh man headrush, did I go off on one there?

MOTMV sorry!

A trillion plastic tickling s under your arms pussy and Godben to be shot for cowardice. I'm entitled to my opininions even if I am half mad. Thing for now and ever and ever

*somewhat grumpy arrives with a batallion of penguin carrying special poisonous titanium s*

We´re here to fight until the glorious final!

... despite my tyrannical ways the Evil Army has a policy of free religion.

In addition: the invasion has and will always be against the thingites and not thingism. I respect your beliefs as much as i respect anybody elses.

Oh what, I wait for weeks for a prophecy and two come along in one day....

Takes a deep drag from the prophetic weed roll up...

"The being formerly known as GodBen shall be cast down from the summit of Thingite and become a twisted shadow of his former self henceforth known as BealzeBen. Unless he repents"

Heres a prophecy for you: Leave godben alone. He chose to stay uninvolved. It was a choice he was free to make. You can't revoke his god status as long as he has believers. And he has five.

Hey, you stole that from my stash, mad boffin!

BTW I'm too busy to take part in this "war".

Free religion.... anything else free? perhaps?

No, Stopit, resist! an attack on the "ite" is a direct slur on the "ism" the "ism" maketh the "ite"

I know, I've left that wide open for you to add your own prefix

Absolution is yours.

and the weed is tops!

There's free s in the Evil Army tea room. Although the cannon fodder of the army aren't allowed to drink them.

You must admit the concept of the AntiBen, Prince of twighlight and dimly lit places, is intruiging.

I know it's tops, I bought it!!

I´ll go for that!

I've seen many antiBens. DuckBen, DeceasedBen, ect. I like him how he is.