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chaiwallah Posted Jun 5, 2003
Switching jobs include:
telephonists, electric
chair operators!
Who would want to pull
Such a switch? I would need to
Switch jobs urgently.
nt: ticklish coughs
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Toastie Socks Posted Jun 5, 2003
The cough vibrates in
My throat, just tickling my
Tonsils. Cough syrup!
nt: Public toilets
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chaiwallah Posted Jun 5, 2003
Do I need to go?
Is it really so urgent?
Maybe I'll just wait.
nt: parents
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Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy Posted Jun 5, 2003
"do your homework NOW!"
"tuck in your shirt" "get offline"
they never shut up
"be a lady now"
but i'm not, i'm teenager!
"you grow up too fast"
will it never end?
no, next will come fashion sense
and other complaints
nt: a character named Ziah
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chaiwallah Posted Jun 5, 2003
Looking for Ziah?
My mind just gets fuzziah
And yet fuzziah. 
nt: hangover cures
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 6, 2003
put beer in a glass
add tomato juice, raw egg
close eyes, plug nose, drink
hangover causes
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Toastie Socks Posted Jun 6, 2003
The hangover is
Often caused by booze, did you
Know? I didn't know.
nt: jif lemon juice
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chaiwallah Posted Jun 6, 2003
Squeezing a plastic
Lemon. Then it bursts.
Acid rain for tea.
nt:sunspots
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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Jun 7, 2003
I don't like sunspots
They mess up my satellite
television dish
(at least that's what DirecTV blames the random signal loss for periods of 5 or 10 minutes at a time toward the end of the summer on)
nt: The Garthok (creature that Dan Aykroyd had to narfle at the end of Coneheads)
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jun 27, 2003
What is a Garthok?
Or narfling? If I'd a clue,
this might be better.
NT: Making obscure references
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Miztres Posted Jul 15, 2003
Two weeks of obscure,
Too hard for h2g2's.
Let's get nicely vague.
NT: time
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chaiwallah Posted Jul 16, 2003
Here, from time to time,
We take some time for writing:
Time does not exist.
nt:No strings.
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weberquetzal Posted Jul 17, 2003
(Can I be added too!)
Puppets with no strings,
Are very problematic.
Movement...is crucial!
nt:wallpaper
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chaiwallah Posted Jul 17, 2003
Sometimes you're not heard
Sometimes you're invisible
Just like wallpaper.
nt: toothache
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Miztres Posted Jul 21, 2003
Think you have problems?
Think on hippopotamus
With roaring toothache.
NT: Chicken nuggets
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 22, 2003
Chicken nuggets (and
fries) are the only things I'll
eat at McDonalds.
NT: target
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weberquetzal Posted Jul 22, 2003
The target's in sight,
Strain the bow, tighten the string,
Release...a bull's eye!
NT: calendars
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chaiwallah Posted Jul 22, 2003
I keep the old ones.
The pictures seem to improve
When they're out of date.
nt: digital cameras
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Jul 23, 2003
Got a cheap one. It
sure is handy, but why is
everything outlined?
NT: Fandom
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Miztres Posted Jul 31, 2003
The tale of fandom,
Living for a greats shadow.
Is there more to life?
nt:fish and chips
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- 1421: chaiwallah (Jun 5, 2003)
- 1422: Toastie Socks (Jun 5, 2003)
- 1423: chaiwallah (Jun 5, 2003)
- 1424: Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy (Jun 5, 2003)
- 1425: chaiwallah (Jun 5, 2003)
- 1426: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 6, 2003)
- 1427: Toastie Socks (Jun 6, 2003)
- 1428: chaiwallah (Jun 6, 2003)
- 1429: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Jun 7, 2003)
- 1430: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jun 27, 2003)
- 1431: Miztres (Jul 15, 2003)
- 1432: chaiwallah (Jul 16, 2003)
- 1433: weberquetzal (Jul 17, 2003)
- 1434: chaiwallah (Jul 17, 2003)
- 1435: Miztres (Jul 21, 2003)
- 1436: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 22, 2003)
- 1437: weberquetzal (Jul 22, 2003)
- 1438: chaiwallah (Jul 22, 2003)
- 1439: Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly (Jul 23, 2003)
- 1440: Miztres (Jul 31, 2003)
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