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Post 1481

killerbunny

a topic such as
punning would surely include
a witty response

nt: washing powder


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Post 1482

Miztres

To have whiter whites
And brighter colours they claim.
All just soap bubbles.

nt:home made soup (hey...it may be hot some places in the world, but it's still winter here)

smiley - wizard


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Post 1483

chaiwallah


In this hot weather
The only soup I could face
Is cold gazpacho.

nt: darkness


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Post 1484

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

My handwriting is
illegible. That's because
I can't see to write!
NT:dreams


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Post 1485

chaiwallah


In my dream I was
Simply irresistible.
Why did you wake me?

nt: whitewash


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Post 1486

killerbunny

as the brave england
face up to australia...
"please don't white-wash us!!"

NT: ziggy stardust


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Post 1487

chaiwallah


The soft sound of stars.
Music in a bower falls
Darkly, does David?

nt: Bonzo Dog.


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Post 1488

killerbunny

vivian and rod
please do not adjust your sets
bonzo dog doo dah

NT: muse


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Post 1489

chaiwallah


My muse now resides
In a converted stable.
A mewsing, or what?

nt: wheely bins


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Post 1490

Mal

A big black box; nice
and convenient place to
put our ills away.

nt:walls


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Post 1491

chaiwallah


Walls are a method
of finding a place to put
our doors and windows.

nt: jam


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Post 1492

Mal

Blood-red smears on a
fat baby's lips; eery,
as he licks and smiles.

nt:wildlife


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Post 1493

killerbunny

i'm off to uni
in september. will keep an
eye out for wildlife

nt: just not cricket


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Post 1494

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

Other sports? He's a
fan of them too, but he says
it's just not the same.

NT:cubicles


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Post 1495

Miztres

A humming bee hive
A worker per cubicle.
The drone look on bored.


nt: vanilla yogurt

smiley - wizard


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Post 1496

chaiwallah


Many years ago.
Shock of the very first taste.
Now I'm addicted!

nt: alarm clocks


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Post 1497

killerbunny

some folk awake bright-eyed and
bushy tailed but
alarm clocks ruined my life


NT: airplane peanuts


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Post 1498

Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly

Airplanes do not give
peanuts anymore, because
of some's allergies.

While it lasted, though,
impenetrable package-
but a tasty snack.

Then they gave out a
mix, with peanuts, but mostly
*other* crunchy things.

Including a hard,
square, bread thing that was salty
and not very good.

Now, all you can get
is a bag of pretzels, and
it's just not the same.

NT: copy machines


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Post 1499

Mal

Copy machines - blessed
are they in the sight of the
Goddess, for through Them
she wreaks muchos havoc, and
the errors inherent in
this heir apparent
of civilisation's
transparents are but
small miracles wrought by, and
sought by and fought by,
She, Most Righteous On Dudette.

Oh, I'm sorry, the above is an *Erisian* haiku. Well, what're ya gunna do. Next topic: Hot dogs.


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Post 1500

Mullet

Cold and foul tasting
The hot dog is truly not
The leader of snacks

That was my fisrst EVER haiku and its half 4 in the morning so please don't be too critical

nt:Pencil sharpeners


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