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killerbunny Posted Aug 14, 2003
a topic such as
punning would surely include
a witty response
nt: washing powder
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Miztres Posted Aug 15, 2003
To have whiter whites
And brighter colours they claim.
All just soap bubbles.
nt:home made soup (hey...it may be hot some places in the world, but it's still winter here)
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chaiwallah Posted Aug 15, 2003
In this hot weather
The only soup I could face
Is cold gazpacho.
nt: darkness
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Aug 15, 2003
My handwriting is
illegible. That's because
I can't see to write!
NT:dreams
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chaiwallah Posted Aug 15, 2003
In my dream I was
Simply irresistible.
Why did you wake me?
nt: whitewash
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killerbunny Posted Aug 18, 2003
as the brave england
face up to australia...
"please don't white-wash us!!"
NT: ziggy stardust
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chaiwallah Posted Aug 18, 2003
The soft sound of stars.
Music in a bower falls
Darkly, does David?
nt: Bonzo Dog.
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killerbunny Posted Aug 21, 2003
vivian and rod
please do not adjust your sets
bonzo dog doo dah
NT: muse
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chaiwallah Posted Aug 22, 2003
My muse now resides
In a converted stable.
A mewsing, or what?
nt: wheely bins
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Mal Posted Aug 23, 2003
A big black box; nice
and convenient place to
put our ills away.
nt:walls
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chaiwallah Posted Aug 23, 2003
Walls are a method
of finding a place to put
our doors and windows.
nt: jam
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Mal Posted Aug 23, 2003
Blood-red smears on a
fat baby's lips; eery,
as he licks and smiles.
nt:wildlife
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killerbunny Posted Aug 23, 2003
i'm off to uni
in september. will keep an
eye out for wildlife
nt: just not cricket
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Aug 26, 2003
Other sports? He's a
fan of them too, but he says
it's just not the same.
NT:cubicles
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Miztres Posted Aug 28, 2003
A humming bee hive
A worker per cubicle.
The drone look on bored.
nt: vanilla yogurt
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chaiwallah Posted Aug 28, 2003
Many years ago.
Shock of the very first taste.
Now I'm addicted!
nt: alarm clocks
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killerbunny Posted Aug 28, 2003
some folk awake bright-eyed and
bushy tailed but
alarm clocks ruined my life
NT: airplane peanuts
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Wayfarer-- I only wish I were crackly Posted Aug 29, 2003
Airplanes do not give
peanuts anymore, because
of some's allergies.
While it lasted, though,
impenetrable package-
but a tasty snack.
Then they gave out a
mix, with peanuts, but mostly
*other* crunchy things.
Including a hard,
square, bread thing that was salty
and not very good.
Now, all you can get
is a bag of pretzels, and
it's just not the same.
NT: copy machines
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Mal Posted Aug 29, 2003
Copy machines - blessed
are they in the sight of the
Goddess, for through Them
she wreaks muchos havoc, and
the errors inherent in
this heir apparent
of civilisation's
transparents are but
small miracles wrought by, and
sought by and fought by,
She, Most Righteous On Dudette.
Oh, I'm sorry, the above is an *Erisian* haiku. Well, what're ya gunna do. Next topic: Hot dogs.
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Mullet Posted Aug 31, 2003
Cold and foul tasting
The hot dog is truly not
The leader of snacks
That was my fisrst EVER haiku and its half 4 in the morning so please don't be too critical
nt:Pencil sharpeners
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- 1496: chaiwallah (Aug 28, 2003)
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