h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A spoon could be used
To take away the stuck strands
But would that mash them?

nt: Friendship Bracelets

many beads and trinkets
adorn your arm in this form:
a friendhip bracelet.

NT: the last bit of toffee (aka taffy) that sticks to your teeth and upper palette, requiring the use of a finger, or other implement, to remove, being more stubborn than your tongue is strong.

The toffee that sticks
Is hard to remove by hand
I suggest toothpicks.

That was a hard topic

nt: Chewing gum stuck to the underside od public items of furniture that you get your clothes stuck to

chewing gum stuck by
delinquents is very hard
to remove from clothes

purple hair dye

Dying hair purple
Could get some funny looks from
People in your class.

nt: cauliflower cheese when it's bin left three days and it's all curly and dry and the cheese has green bits in it and it smells awful.

my favourite food!
i love decomposing veg,
mouldy cheese? yummy!

people who dont know when to shut up, looking at no-one in particular of course...

These loud mouthed people
Should be bound and gagged or at
Kept from the public.

nt: A strange new invention which enables people to wash their hair on the go and also has a built in drinks carrier and coolbag

toastie socks seems to
let her imagination
run away wth her

nt: why my dog has suddenly turned a nasty shade of purple and seems to be eating wooden spoons

Your dog has a from
Of SARS, milder, known as ARSE
Spoons? Seek therapy.

nt: the way a cheese string peice has a little haze of thin cheese on it when you have peeled it.

i have better stuff
to do than describe your snack
i will still do it

nt: the parking situation in southern mongolia

I imagine that
It is the the same as parking
Dilemmas worldwide.

nt: Whether fish on penny farthings should stop for traffic lights

of course they should, have
you no consideration
for our traffic laws?

nt: paperclips' dark secret

The paperclips have
A tragic deep dark secret:
That they clip paper!!!

Amazing.

nt: stripes!

stripes are the secret
of life, they rule the whole world
what more can i say?

nt: rainbows!

Rainbows can be made
By separating light or
Simply in the sky.

nt: How brothers and sisters sometimes look IDENTICAL but with different hair lenghts. Hah!

u are evil, yes
we look alike but what the
big deal? silly people

nt:what is the chinese currency?

sorry should say:

u are evil, yes
we look alike but what the
big deal? silly peeps

same nt

The chinese money
Is yen I think, I'm not good
On foreign money

nt: nutella

never had that spread
so cannot really comment
should i try it soon?

chinese money is yuan renminbi

nt: how not to win a game of battleships

Topic: Chinese currency

Chinese currency?
Yuan Renminbi, of course!
How silly of you!

how not to win a game of battleships?

Place ships together!
Your fleet is vulnerable
when all together!

NT: the 'bobbles' you get on your favorite wool sweater that instantly transforms it from a stylish, warm accessory for spring and fall, into an accessory more suited to activities such as washing the dog...