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Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 Posted Nov 28, 2002
Walmart is so great
I got fifty Pixie Stix
for just a dollar
nt: bumblebees
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APrettyScareyFairey Posted Dec 1, 2002
Busy bees all buzz
bumble like the drone bee does
lazy like all males
Next topic:
Honey coated bad news
APSF
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 12, 2002
I should take more care
Shocked by news in the paper
It fell on my toast
Next topic: Topic (the chocolate bar with hazelnuts in)
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Dec 13, 2002
topic a "Topic"
chocalate I love to eat
my hips grow larger
Nt: scarecrows
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 13, 2002
Alone in a field
Hoping the birds fly away
What a boring job
Next topic: medication
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 13, 2002
>>Next topic: medication
Damn! Meditation
It's a Freudian typo
I must take my pills
Next topic: meditation
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Pinniped Posted Dec 13, 2002
Listen to the sound...
That's one hand clapping, that is.
Bl**dy good sh*t, this... 
nt : narcotically-enhanced meditation
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Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 14, 2002
Hi all 
might I join in?
Yet, I found Rapture
In a twelve-inch Nirvana;
The one that goes 'ping'
nt. Drum 'n' Bass
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 16, 2002
>>Hi all might I join in?<<
I guess so - that's all I did 
Boom, boom, tish, duh-duh
Boom, boom, tish, duh-duh duh-duh
Boom, duh-duh, tish boom
next topic: peanuts
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Grim 21*(1+6+5)/6=42 Posted Dec 16, 2002
Oh wee little nut,
I like you roasted with salt.
Is that Haiku good?
Grim
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Grim 21*(1+6+5)/6=42 Posted Dec 16, 2002
Ack! I forgot the
Next topic. Forgive me please.
Topic is "Ant Farms"
Grim
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 16, 2002
Ant farms? Is that so
I thought he only appeared
On TV with Dec
Next topic: Fingerprints
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Pinniped Posted Dec 17, 2002
Kids make poor burglars.
They leave their prints everywhere.
(Body fluids too)
nt : Writing Christmas cards
(It puts me in a lousy temper - kind of defeats the object, doesn't it?)
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 17, 2002
It annoys me too
Having to write Christmas cards
I'm an atheist
But fortunately,
My wife writes all of the cards
(Well, almost all cards)
Next topic: capital punishment
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Miztres Posted Dec 20, 2002
Marchers call for death,
Life for life is what they cry.
Mercy is not strained.
And now we have morbid topic out of the way...now for something completely different...
nt: The fresh start of a new year.
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Researcher U197087 Posted Dec 20, 2002
Morning kisses us
Martyrs to a hairy tongue
Feeling far from 'new'
nt: Skateboarding
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 20, 2002
Whizz, thud! My bum hurts
Whizz, thud! My back's even worse
Bang! Nee-na nee-na
Next topic: Monty Python
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Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants> Posted Dec 20, 2002
This parrot is dead!
But has beautiful plumage.
He pines for the Fjords.
Next Topic: Brussel Sprouts
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philbo baggins Posted Dec 20, 2002
EU Directives
Regulation from Brussels
Sprouts eternally
NT: Britney Spears
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- 1301: Thorfin Skullsplitter, berserk warrior (1+6)*(1+7-2+0)=42 (Nov 28, 2002)
- 1302: APrettyScareyFairey (Dec 1, 2002)
- 1303: philbo baggins (Dec 12, 2002)
- 1304: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Dec 13, 2002)
- 1305: philbo baggins (Dec 13, 2002)
- 1306: philbo baggins (Dec 13, 2002)
- 1307: Pinniped (Dec 13, 2002)
- 1308: Researcher U197087 (Dec 14, 2002)
- 1309: philbo baggins (Dec 16, 2002)
- 1310: Researcher U197087 (Dec 16, 2002)
- 1311: Grim 21*(1+6+5)/6=42 (Dec 16, 2002)
- 1312: Grim 21*(1+6+5)/6=42 (Dec 16, 2002)
- 1313: philbo baggins (Dec 16, 2002)
- 1314: Pinniped (Dec 17, 2002)
- 1315: philbo baggins (Dec 17, 2002)
- 1316: Miztres (Dec 20, 2002)
- 1317: Researcher U197087 (Dec 20, 2002)
- 1318: philbo baggins (Dec 20, 2002)
- 1319: Bez (arguaby the finest figure of a man ever found wearing Bez's underwear) <underpants> (Dec 20, 2002)
- 1320: philbo baggins (Dec 20, 2002)
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