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Post 1401

chaiwallah


Ice in a chipped bowl,
On the porch, frozen porridge -
Too hard for the birds.

nt. Broken bicycle pump.


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Post 1402

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

pump pump pump it goes
a sore arm, hour wasted
where did the air go?

nt: snacks


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Post 1403

chaiwallah


Tweak, strain, teeth, rip, tear -
Damn! Crisps scatter on the floor.
Well, time for a beer.

nt. flat batteries.


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Post 1404

Wonderful Weirdo

very annoying.
i use them as paperweights
instead, more useful.

nt: contact lenses


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Post 1405

chaiwallah



Contact lenses are
no use for the long-sighted!
Try varifocals.

smiley - bigeyes

nt. sparkling mineral water


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Post 1406

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

they say it's healthy,
but i doubt the truth in that -
it makes me feel sick

smiley - ill

nt: what can possibly happen in 155 hours and 15 minutes?


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Post 1407

chaiwallah



In so little time
an entire universe
can be born as space.

nt.( numerologically linked to the last topic )
8 dates on a plate.


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Post 1408

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

they said we had to
bring a date to prom - but who
can eat only one?

nt: yellow paper and butterflies


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Post 1409

chaiwallah


A Sulphur Yellow
settled on my note-book and
promptly disappeared.

nt. aaaaaaaah!


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Post 1410

Toastie Socks

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, a common thing
Found usually near me
I'm really clumsy!

Unfortunatley, true!!! smiley - rainbow

nt: why chocolate is named after outer space, like galaxies, milky way, and mars bar.


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Post 1411

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

well, here's the one I want to put:

intelligent life -
are we really? or eating
intergallactic poison?

but the last line has 7 syllables

I'll get back to you. In the mean time...

NT: pros and cons of instant messaging


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Post 1412

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

might chocolate be in-
tergallactic poison, or
marketing folly?

(chocolate having two syllables, pronounced chalk-lot)

same NT as before


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Post 1413

chaiwallah



I send a message
Saying,"Sorry, my love!" Oh!
Here's yours. It says "NO!"

nt. leaky biros ( ball-point pens across the Atlantic )


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Post 1414

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

smiley - laugh biros - how cute

writing assignments
would be more fun if there was
no ink on my hands

nt: shedding


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Post 1415

chaiwallah


Fall comes, time to shed,
like a tree, brain cells, hair too.
Not a joke, ageing.

nt:alarm clocks


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Post 1416

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

ringing, ringing, CRASH!!!
clock parts gather by the wall...
one down, twelve to go

nt: the various uses of soup


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Post 1417

Toastie Socks

Use the can to prop
Up tables, or in extreme
Cases, eat the soup.

nt: frozen soup


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Post 1418

chaiwallah


You ask for ice-cubes.
How do you fancy a lump
Of leek soup in gin?

nt: dried soup powder


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Post 1419

Alexandra Marie Chaser, Keeper of Voices, graduated Sunday, 8 June - and Very Happy

they say add water
heat, stir, and you'll get soup - but
tastes like wet cement

(not that i know what that tastes like smiley - erm)

nt: broccoli


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Post 1420

Miztres



Small trees on our plates,
Arguements round the table.
I eat regardless.

nt: switching jobs

smiley - wizard


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