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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Gwennie Posted Feb 19, 2003
*Sticks her head back around the door*
If it's any consolation Myst, Pan made a similar mistake and ended up in a shower with another woman who she mistook for a chap... 
*Ducks a flock of flying beer mats hurled at her by Pan and disappears*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Gwennie Posted Feb 19, 2003
Oh yes! It was Floh! Now how could one possible mistake the name Floh as being a chap's name... 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Feb 19, 2003
Born Again Tart? Is that a custard pastry that's been in the microwave? 
Pandora dear, I have no doubt in my mind exactly what you are...
That's why we luv ya! 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 19, 2003
::rolls merrily out from the darkest corner on a nice leather armchair with 4 massive tires, and, laughing somewhat suspiciously,sails out the door of the pub. The laughter echoes down the alley and fades into the distance, followed closely by the sound of several police vehicles in heated pursuit::
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 19, 2003
At least no one called Pan a lady. That would have really upset her 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 19, 2003
I don't feel so bad now for thinking jan was Jan and female. Hey online it's pretty hard to know what anyone is. My online persona is of a Greek goddess but I'm actually a Yeti from Nepal.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 20, 2003
I didn't see you when i was there.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 20, 2003
Was that you, Linus? I was hiding behind this big old rock covered with snow so you wouldn't mount and shoot me....make that shoot and mount 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 20, 2003
I wasn't carrying a gun, promise
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 20, 2003
Yeah, I've heard that one before.
....the perfect breakfast. 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 20, 2003
...*now is certain she shall never live down the
shower sceen with Floh,Foly, folh, f**k, whatever...glares at Gwennie as she heads for the shower...alone...no other woman being dragged or nuthin'...glares at Gwennie...
...mummbles somein' 'bout 'chicks' & 'dudes' and glares at Gwenne...* Jusss for the record. 
'Twas Gwennie that called me allllll the way from the *ahem* wrong side of The Pond, thusly instigating the entire shower bit with poor Floh, or whatever HER name iswas, wouldn't surprise me a bit if she's changed her name or sumthin'. Although I have heard that she's all done with therapy now....*glares at Gwennie...once again is hit in the a** as the loo door swings shut...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 20, 2003
*Scratches head in an embarressed manner.*
Right. Sorry.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Coniraya Posted Feb 20, 2003
I don't think Floh has fully recovered, she isn't around as much as she used to be.
I shall drink to her health
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 20, 2003
I don't know if I will be able to leave that one alone for a while. I'll try. Really I will.
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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
- 261: Gwennie (Feb 19, 2003)
- 262: Gwennie (Feb 19, 2003)
- 263: Coniraya (Feb 19, 2003)
- 264: Wrinkled Rocker (Feb 19, 2003)
- 265: Hati (Feb 19, 2003)
- 266: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 19, 2003)
- 267: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 19, 2003)
- 268: Hypatia (Feb 19, 2003)
- 269: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 20, 2003)
- 270: Hypatia (Feb 20, 2003)
- 271: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 20, 2003)
- 272: Hypatia (Feb 20, 2003)
- 273: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 20, 2003)
- 274: Mystrunner (Feb 20, 2003)
- 275: Hati (Feb 20, 2003)
- 276: Researcher 185550 (Feb 20, 2003)
- 277: Coniraya (Feb 20, 2003)
- 278: Researcher 185550 (Feb 20, 2003)
- 279: Hati (Feb 20, 2003)
- 280: Researcher 185550 (Feb 20, 2003)
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