h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* cleans the bar .. flushes the beer pumps .. wipes the dust from the bottles *

* pours *

... no .. not good ..

* pours *
* pours *
* pours *

better ... we were two days late opening up, we do apologise for the inconvenience .. open now

The thing about frost is it expands both water and January

Good thing it will be spring in less than a month from now

I'll drink to that

Less than month? Or probably just . In a month we'll probably have snow piles to the roof.

Today we have this calendar holiday (not groundhog day) when all women should drink .

I'll drink to that as well

Cheers!

red wine day?

what an interesting tradition

It's called candle's day. I don't know where the tradition comes from and frankly, I don't care either. As long as there's .

the relation between candles and could be .. mm .. I'll not try to come up with any sort of explanation

although it would be within the tradition of the cross tortoises pub ..

Are there any more blankets around?

No, but there are those tiny scarfs around the tequila bottles.

real bottles don't wear no scarfs

I might wear a kilt

Ladies .. no mirrors on the floor please

Door groans open ... flurry of snow ... a black nose peers round door ... no, further down - look nearer the floor ...

Oh look, the dog!

I can't remember if that dog preferred or .

Ah! My predecessor liked so I follow in her paw prints - but I DO like, on occasion, - had some Scotch & Bail**s the other day ... licks his lips Still got the shiny new bowl for me? Guess all is much the same here? Getting ready for Val's day? Ahem Rubs paws together in front of the fire, s, stretches out - see ya tomorrow - & goes to

Shirps !!

* fills the Shirps bowl with red wine *

yes, yes ..

* pours a for Hati *

Opens eye - yawns - stretches out all four legs - peers over at bowl - crawls over - laps at - Ah! It's good to be back ... I like to pop in around this time of year

s to Hapi & Hati .. you two gettin on OK?