A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 21, 2003
Ah, so does this mean what I think it does? Or, am I off on a tangent?
Or, could I buy you a drink?
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 21, 2003
Oh! Hello there!
I didn't see you come in. Take a seat, eh?
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Feb 21, 2003
Yes and yes.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 21, 2003
Ah! Right!
Barkeep, I'll pay for whatever Euan wants to get.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Feb 21, 2003
, please.
, Myst.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 21, 2003
Ah, fresh faces! 
Most excellent.
Newcomers always buy a round of drinks. I'll have a G&T. 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Feb 21, 2003
WEll, it looks to me like Myst volunteered to pay 
.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Gwennie Posted Feb 21, 2003
*Rummages around in her rucksack, locates her spare set of thermal undies and marches off to Pan's sanctum with a purposeful look in her eye*
Yoohoo! Oh Pa-a-an! 
C'mon girl! We can't have you catching a chill now, can we?
*The door slams behind Gwennie and muffles squawks and what sounds like a scuffle ensues before Pan, being shunted from behind by Gwennie, emerges swaddled in a rather baggy set of thermal long-johns*
There! That's better, isn't it peeps? 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo Posted Feb 21, 2003
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 21, 2003
Yes, I'm afraid I'd have to echo that sentiment, Gwennie my dear... Why exactly are you covering up our decor so early in the morn?? 'Tis sights such as Pan's 
that can be the only things wot wake us chaps up in the morning, far better than 
Ye should be ashamed of yourself!!
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Gwennie Posted Feb 21, 2003
Typical! 
*Rolls her eyes to the ceiling in exasperation*
Is that all you chaps can think of? You're the ones that should be ashamed for allowing poor Pan's to freeze! Do you think they're naturally that colour? I mean what would you do if the poor lass froze to death? Bury her naked with a see-through coffin lid? 
Have some fresh to wake up with and give Pan a chair by the fire so she can thaw out...
*Passes two large filled to the brim steaming mugs towards Thog and Euan but allows them to slop generously in her victim's laps*
Whoops! Would you be wanting some ice with that chaps? 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Feb 21, 2003
Pan has ??? I hadn't noticed before! 
Where do they nest and have they laid eggs yet?
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 21, 2003
Gwennie:
The answers to your questions in the order in which they appeared:
Yes, no, I don't know, and 
hey, yeah, that's a great idea
, and no, thanks, my loincloth has a built-in ice pack.
WR, well, .... I'm afraid I'm not yet awake enough to think of any clever response to that -- I'll leave it for someone else.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Feb 21, 2003
*reads backlog to gain insight*
Hmmm...I think I'm confusing myself between Pan's pets and her chest. 
Possibly because they both respond well to being stoked? 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Coniraya Posted Feb 21, 2003
Pan is warming up so nicely she is
Barkeeper? We have a barkeeper? I've never noticed, always helped myself!
*expertly opens another bottle of 
without a pop or a drop spilt*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 21, 2003
any chance for roast and ?
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 22, 2003
Catches sight of Pan in her thermals.
Way to go Gwennie
Hey Pan, the crotch in those long johns is a little long. You could hide all sorts of things in that crotch. =======
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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
- 301: Mystrunner (Feb 21, 2003)
- 302: OpheliaButtocks (Feb 21, 2003)
- 303: Mystrunner (Feb 21, 2003)
- 304: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Feb 21, 2003)
- 305: Mystrunner (Feb 21, 2003)
- 306: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Feb 21, 2003)
- 307: Hypatia (Feb 21, 2003)
- 308: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Feb 21, 2003)
- 309: Gwennie (Feb 21, 2003)
- 310: Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo (Feb 21, 2003)
- 311: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 21, 2003)
- 312: Gwennie (Feb 21, 2003)
- 313: Wrinkled Rocker (Feb 21, 2003)
- 314: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 21, 2003)
- 315: Wrinkled Rocker (Feb 21, 2003)
- 316: Coniraya (Feb 21, 2003)
- 317: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 21, 2003)
- 318: Mystrunner (Feb 21, 2003)
- 319: Hati (Feb 21, 2003)
- 320: Hypatia (Feb 22, 2003)
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