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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
Hmmmmmmm... well, I WILL mean more than ever if you give me some o that money
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Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... Posted Feb 19, 2003
gimme gimme
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 19, 2003
gallon of pott for me, please
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Hypatia Posted Feb 19, 2003
Will also have merlot 
cause it's so pretty. And full of antioxidents....which I'll need if I'm going to make the 2999 bash. 
I'm looking on the 2999 party as a scientific experiment. Gonna see how far skin can really sag. 
Or maybe we'll all have lovely android bodies by then. But I don't want one unless I can still drink and eat 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 19, 2003
I was gonna' get around to buying a round.
But the 'last' time I said, "Drinks are on me." I was doused. 
Nothin' like a doused souse. 
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Gwennie Posted Feb 19, 2003
Oh well! If you insist Pan! 
*Picks up the slop bucket from behind the bar (Well...one wouldn't want to waste fresh beer, now would one?) and empties the putrid contents over Pan's head*
The drinks are on Pan! 
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 19, 2003
So THAT'S where the goat has been.... errrrrr.... nevermind 
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 19, 2003
Whazzat? On him? Now that's not very lady-like!
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 19, 2003
On who, Myst??? Y'know Pan's a chick, right??
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 19, 2003
Wha...? Eh?
*Falls over in anime fashion.*
Whoops.
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Gwennie Posted Feb 19, 2003
*Falls about laughing*
Chick? Pan? Hah! That's not a term I would ever use to describe our Pandora...
*Chokes and exits for fresh air before she hyperventilates*
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 19, 2003
Wow, Myst, that's the hardest I've laughed IRL for a while... *chuckle* I commiserate, though, I've had more'n my share of the same sorta thing... can be hard to tell online, but 
man!!! That's too funny.
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 19, 2003
Ah! I understand where I went wrong. I thought 'Pan' was someone other than Pandora!
Of course I know that Pandora's a... girl...
*Notices Pandora's glare.*
PLEASEDONTKILLME!
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 19, 2003
Well.... *is highly confused now*... /female/, let's say that... I guess chick might be a bit overmuch...
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Coniraya Posted Feb 19, 2003
Perhaps he thought the 'born again tart' bit referred to apple tarts 
Never mind, Myst, I've done it.
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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
- 241: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 242: Hypatia (Feb 19, 2003)
- 243: Linus...42, i guess that makes me the answer... (Feb 19, 2003)
- 244: Hati (Feb 19, 2003)
- 245: Coniraya (Feb 19, 2003)
- 246: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 19, 2003)
- 247: Mystrunner (Feb 19, 2003)
- 248: Hypatia (Feb 19, 2003)
- 249: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 19, 2003)
- 250: Gwennie (Feb 19, 2003)
- 251: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 19, 2003)
- 252: Mystrunner (Feb 19, 2003)
- 253: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 19, 2003)
- 254: Mystrunner (Feb 19, 2003)
- 255: Coniraya (Feb 19, 2003)
- 256: Gwennie (Feb 19, 2003)
- 257: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 19, 2003)
- 258: Mystrunner (Feb 19, 2003)
- 259: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 19, 2003)
- 260: Coniraya (Feb 19, 2003)
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