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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 18, 2003
I should watch out if I were you, Thog- Mystrunner's an assassin.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 18, 2003
Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm not on assignment, so no worries there.
*Scratches back of head in an embarressed manner.*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Researcher 185550 Posted Feb 18, 2003
You may just have to go an get another elephant heart then.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
Yeh, I know... I stole somethin from 'im once, just for the 
of it... Rather I sorta nicked it from somebody else before he got to nick it from 'em... anyhoo, 'is profession sorta came up, you know, in the ensuing negotiations.
::has a swig from his 
and lights a ======
~~~::
I dunno, ya know, ol' Mysty an' me are pretty cool... I think if either of us wanted to assassinate the other, we woulda done it by now.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 18, 2003
Me? Or Thog?
Anyone have anything to eat? I'm starving.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
What's wrong with /my/ elephant heart?
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 18, 2003
Looks like the party will be well financed. Unless the gold standard turns into the peanut butter standard, or something.
Throws a peanut butter sandwich into the hat just in case. And a BLT! Pork futures, you know! 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 18, 2003
Brr! Pork futures.
Yeah, Thog and I are ol' chums.
*Leans back*
I could start on a long and very boring story, but for the sake of life and humanity, I will not.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
Well, , Myst, we haven't been chums for THAT in long...
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 18, 2003
Hmmm... I suppose not...
*Thinks*
Come to think of it, how /did/ I ever get off the spaceship?
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
Ehhhhhh... I think it was something about the 'art of shadow' and how 'no mere walls could possibly hold an assassin of your talent', then you ejected yourself out the airlock... How you survived deep space is another question entirely...
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Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
...particularly without a ship, spacesuit, or any clothes...
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 18, 2003
Hey! I had clothes. Never underestimate the colour black.
I just... held my breath. A long time. And plugged my ears so's the pressure wouldn't get me.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
Yes, well... nonetheless, the whole thing was just a mite bit odd, I'd say.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 18, 2003
Yeah, I suppose so.
*Thinks*
The burning up on re-entry part was kinda neat tho.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
Yeah, well, I wouldn't in know about that bit -- I was off savin the in bloody universe somewhere else, I think.
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 18, 2003
...*wonders if that shooting she saw was really Myst...dosen't care...*I can 'feel' you looking at me Myst. 
Jusss cuz you gave me 42 million dollars I 'spose you're excpectin' me to chip in for the 2999 party too. 
Fine.
...*walks over to the hat...turns her back to everyone...reaches into the front of her dress...puts a crisp hundred dollar bill...American...into WR's hat...*Here's to 2999!...*also tosses in an over due tax bill...wonders what THAT'll be worth in 2999...doesn't care...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. Posted Feb 18, 2003
::had always secretly suspected that Pandora's 
were not as new and crispy as they always appeared, and finds that the inexplicable scent of fresh money has now been explained.::
Don' worry, darlin, I want you as much as ever
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 18, 2003
Don't you mean 'MORE' than ever?
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- 221: Researcher 185550 (Feb 18, 2003)
- 222: Mystrunner (Feb 18, 2003)
- 223: Researcher 185550 (Feb 18, 2003)
- 224: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 225: Mystrunner (Feb 18, 2003)
- 226: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 227: Hypatia (Feb 18, 2003)
- 228: Mystrunner (Feb 18, 2003)
- 229: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 230: Mystrunner (Feb 18, 2003)
- 231: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 232: Hati (Feb 18, 2003)
- 233: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 234: Mystrunner (Feb 18, 2003)
- 235: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 236: Mystrunner (Feb 18, 2003)
- 237: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 238: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 18, 2003)
- 239: Thog the Loinclothed One, God of BLEEP!, Bearer of Nailguns... Hm. (Feb 18, 2003)
- 240: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 18, 2003)
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