h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never say bottoms up toa tart.

...*backs out of the loo wearing a towel and a smile...glares at Gwennie...goes behind the bar as if she were the only person in the room...removes her towel to grip the top of a new bottle of bourbon...cracks it open...cheers to the air...*"Bottoms Up!"
...*re-towels herself as not to catch a chill...glares at Gwennie...gives the fella's a wink & blows a kiss around the room...returns to her inner sanctum...*

where was i, i seem to have lost my train of thought

Hey Linus! Is that a gun? Or are ya' jusss glad ta' see me?

I don't have a gun...

I knew that.

*observes*

I thought her inner sanctum was the window ledge out in the alley, she will catch a chill dressed like that!

Didn't she have an electric blanket or something?

*wanders in*

Hmm, interesting place here. Like the decor.

Hello, the bar.

'ning, stranger.

She is not a decor.

Ah. My mistake.

Still, nice, umm, erm...whatever?

Have a . That makes things more obvious. I mean - it is not wise to stay sober in this pub.

Thanks.

I'm a friend of Mystrunner's. This place was mentioned some tome ago in a thread I was in and I thought I should at least be courteous and pay it a visit.

But if I'd realised that the decoration was so, umm, vivid, I might have been here quicker.

Oh yes... I know Myst.
Stay here and keep

OK.

*Nods.*

You here on business, Euan?

*props open her eyelids*

Friday afternoon, time to start 'really' drinking.

*ponders on the labels*

Moet is alright if you are pushed, Tattinger would do at a pinch, one of the Widows, possibly

*continues along the labels......*

Ah ha! This is the one...

*opens a bottle of Pol Roger Cuvee Winston Churchill*

Olds Winnie knew his

Hey, now. Careful with that stuff, hmm?

On business, yes, but also to unwind a little,