A Conversation for The Crossed Purposes Pub
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 22, 2003
...*is struggeling to rid herself of these awful knickers...even thought they are warm...
...*
A true Trt wuldn't be caught DEAD in these!...*tries to bite at the cloth...rolls as* over tittelberry
trying to get free of the 'thermals'...bad words and nasty looks in Gwennie's direction can be seen and heard...* How do you 'spect me to great Euan and OB?!? 
Do you even know what you've done?! I was going for the Book of World Records for not wearing knockers! 
If I ever get free of these, I'll have to start ALL over again...*glares at Gewnnie...continues to struggle to pull these thingies over her head...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Wrinkled Rocker Posted Feb 22, 2003
Never mind, Pan, you weren't actually wearing them - they're so big you can always say they were a thermal sleeping bag with separate pockets for each leg! 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Feb 22, 2003
you could actually get lost in just one of said legs
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 22, 2003
Hey Pan! If you keep the long johns I can get you a straw hat and a corncob pipe and you can be a hillbilly! 
Need a smiley for moonshine.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 22, 2003
I give up.
...*goes to the blue goo couch and has a nap...falls asleep beckoning the goat from the darkest corner of the Pub to chew her thermals off...or perhaps Thog...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hati Posted Feb 22, 2003
*covers Pan with a piece of cloth*
Maybe a young and handsome man walks in unexpectedly. She should look more ... er ... decent. 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 22, 2003
Hati, if you want Pan to look decent, I could go rent a nun's habit for her. That way she could keep the long underwear. 
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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 22, 2003
...*sits straight up...*I heard that!I have enough bad habits! Thank you all the same.
Thanks for the cover-me-up Hati.
...*lays down and falls into a deep, long, deep sleep...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 22, 2003
sees Pandora is sleeping and ~~~~~~~~~~
s off to the closet to find a costume for her....................she sleeps so soundly I should be able to fix her up without waking her. 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 22, 2003
...*dreams of being pulled and tugged and painted...*
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 22, 2003
*Leans back.*
Riiight. Why are people not wearing clothes now? I don't get it.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 23, 2003
Returns with a long, straight blond wig, sequined tube top, gold metallic mini skirt, thigh-high white go go boots and three tubs of blue eyeshadow.
Checks to make sure Pan is still sleeping then starts to dress her and apply makeup. 
...lost in the 60's tonight...
Myst, you must be in the midst of a drug induced delusion. Everyone here is fully clothed , and very stylishly, too.
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Mystrunner Posted Feb 23, 2003
*Stares at drink.*
I... I wuz wundren'... why the room... whee!
*Points at shoe.*
You shut up!
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Gwennie Posted Feb 23, 2003
*Peers at Myst's shoe and then back at its owner*
It never said owt! 
*Wanders over to Pan's couch to witness Hypatia's transformation of her victim and offers a helpful tip*
Hypatia it might help if you were to roll up Pan's long-john legs and hide 'em under the mini skirt so they don't show... 
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Coniraya Posted Feb 23, 2003
I don't know, baggy long johns with wrinkles at the ankles might catch on
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Hypatia Posted Feb 23, 2003
Well, Gwennie, I'll give it a try.
Rolls up the left leg of the thermals and safety pins it to the front waistband. Help me turn her over. puff, pant, wheeze .....rolls up the right leg and pins it to the back waistband.
turns her back over and begins to giggle. She looks about 7 months pregnant! Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh Paaaaaaaaaannnnnn what have you been up to?
Starts work on the eyeshadow. ===========
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Blue on blue.....
Crossed Purposes-February 2003
Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Feb 23, 2003
...*awakens in time to see people hurry away in all directions...sees that Myst is at the bar...walks over to say hello and ask if he'd like to join her in a cup-o-earl...as Pan nears the bar she notices someon behind the bar...* Ohmyhell! It's CHER!!! Cher's at the CP Pub!!Ooooo, may I have your autograph?!~SLAM...*Pandora runs smack dab into the mirror behind the bar...*
Another seven year-o-bad luck.
...*the last bit of mirrored glass falls
next to Pan...she sees a big wad of sumthin' up her skirt...not reaizing it's the thermal knickers...she thinks a sheep has cozied up her skirt...*
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Crossed Purposes-February 2003
- 321: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 22, 2003)
- 322: Wrinkled Rocker (Feb 22, 2003)
- 323: Hati (Feb 22, 2003)
- 324: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Feb 22, 2003)
- 325: Hypatia (Feb 22, 2003)
- 326: Hati (Feb 22, 2003)
- 327: Hypatia (Feb 22, 2003)
- 328: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 22, 2003)
- 329: Hati (Feb 22, 2003)
- 330: Hypatia (Feb 22, 2003)
- 331: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 22, 2003)
- 332: Hypatia (Feb 22, 2003)
- 333: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 22, 2003)
- 334: Mystrunner (Feb 22, 2003)
- 335: Hypatia (Feb 23, 2003)
- 336: Mystrunner (Feb 23, 2003)
- 337: Gwennie (Feb 23, 2003)
- 338: Coniraya (Feb 23, 2003)
- 339: Hypatia (Feb 23, 2003)
- 340: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Feb 23, 2003)
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