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An anagram is simply a rearrangement of letters in a word or sentence to form another word or sentence. They can be simple, or they can be quite elaborate. One simple anagram can be formed by rearranging the letters in the word 'Listen' to become (rather conveniently) the word 'Silent'. However, anagrams can be formed from more substantial chunks of text. For example, an anagram of the first sentence in this entry is-


At noon I, an ace water westerner mammogram, eats no finer, rare toasted filleted prongs nor C.S. Ron Henry.

Incidentally, this may be a good time to mention that most anagrams make absolutely no sense. It's very easy to manipulate the English language to create an anagram. However, it is maddeningly difficult to create an anagram that makes some kind of sense. Even harder to find are those which to relate to the word or phrase from which they spring - as a sort of an answer to an unasked question. Those kinds of anagrams are more entertaining. Since is so difficult to create these clever anagrams, variation in punctuation and capitalization between the two words and phrases is commonly ignored.

If you ever desire to create an anagram yourself, you can save yourself the agony of wasted paper and headaches by using the Internet Anagram Server.

Words and Things

There are quite a lot of things out there, and many of them have words to describe them - whose contents can be rearranged. The incredible multitude of things increases the likelihood that some of the rearrangements will be entertaining or provide insight about the original word. However, for every word which can be pleasingly rearranged, it is important to remember that there are quite a few more that cannot be suitably jumbled.

 Word or Thing  Anagram 
 The Morse code  Here come dots 
 Dormitory  Dirty room 
 The Ten Commandments  Them contents damn me. 
 Cartoons  No actors 
 The Academy Awards  Award a chesty dame 
 Gonorrhea  O, her organ! 
 Yankee Stadium  Nauseates my kid 
 A Monday morning  Man in angry mood 
 Slot Machines  Cash lost in 'em 
 Election results  Lies! Let's recount. 
 Halley's comet  Shall yet come 
 Las Vegas  Salvages 
 France's Arc de Triomphe  Charmed centre of Paris 
 The Leaning Tower of Pisa  I spot one giant flaw here 
 Monty Python's Flying Circus  Funny grin, mostly psychotic. 
 The United States of America  Attaineth its cause, freedom 
 Presbyterian  Best in prayer 
 Metamorphosis  Promises a moth 
 A Chevrolet  Love the car 
 New Year's Resolution  Notions we rarely use 
 Russian roulette  Retries not usual 
 A hermaphrodite  O, I'm part he and her 
 A gentleman  Elegant man 
 Eleven plus two  Twelve plus one 
 The Olympic Games  See gym champ toil 
 The hurricanes  These churn air 
 The first lesson on guitar  It hurts one's fingers a lot! 
 Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece, 'Mona Lisa'  I am a smiler posed on canvas, created in oil. 
 Earthquakes  That queer shake 
 Mister Bellamy  Mills betray me1 

Antigrams

Antigrams are words whose contents are rearranged to form anagrams with meanings that are opposite (or nearly opposite) the original word.

 Word or Thing  Anagram of Opposite Meaning 
 Misfortune  It's more fun 
 Funeral  Real fun 
 Santa  Satan 
 Evangelists  Evil's agents 
 Violence  Nice love 
 Protectionism  Nice to imports 
 Astronomers  No more stars 
 Antagonist  Not against 
 Diplomacy  Mad policy 
 Honestly  On the sly 
 Earliest  Rise late 
 Saintliness  Entails sins 
 Within earshot  I won't hear this 
 United  Untied 
 British Broadcasting Corporation  Horrid, patrician, bigot, snob actors 

People

Some people are remembered for very specific things. The clever wordsmiths of our times often come up with word manipulations concerning these figures, presumably because they have little else to do. Here are a few...

 People  Anagrams 
 Alexander the Great  Axed the rare tangle2 
 Extra heart. A legend. 
 Extra-hated General. 
 Albus Dumbledore  A bulbous meddler 
 Astronomer  Moon starer 
 Elvis  Lives 
 Albert Einstein  Ten elite brains 
 Clint Eastwood  Old West Action 
 Virginia Bottomley3  I'm an evil Tory bigot 
 Charles Dickens  Darkens cliches 
 Aristotle  Tries a lot 
 Dame Agatha Christie  Crime - death saga. A hit. 
 Bonnie and Clyde  Cyanide 'n' Blonde4 
 Thomas Edison  Atoms do shine. 
 Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley  Hey! Tall fellow! Scary monster
 Oscar Wilde  I lace words 
 William Shakespeare  I am a weakish speller 
 Sean Connery  On any screen 
 Marilyn Monroe  I'm only, er... Norma 
 Douglas Adams  Loud, mad sagas 
 Chairman Mao Tse-Tung  A great communist? Nah
 Napoleon Bonaparte  No, not appear on Elba 
 Florence Nightingale  Flit on, cheering angel 
 Adolf Hitler  Hated for ill 
 William Ewart Gladstone  Wild agitator means well 
 The Beatles  The able set 
 The Rolling Stones  He'll sing so rotten. 

Phrases, Quotes and Longer Ones

Many serious anagram enthusiasts spend their time working on finding clever anagrams in quotes or phrases. Some can reveal truths or complete a sentence.

 Phrases or quotes  Anagrams 
 "That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." Neil A. Armstrong  A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars
 What is the destiny of mankind?  Think: "Why dominate, find asset?" 
 John Milton's Epic Poem Paradise Lost  Jolliest sociopath pans prime demon 
 For the evil that men do...  ...doth live on after them 
 Order Chinese takeout food  Adored the fortune cookies 
 The World's Oldest Profession  Whores, priests, felons? Odd lot! 
 Religion is the opium of the masses  Sometimes, if theologian is pusher 
 hydrogen + zirconium + tin + oxygen + rhenium + platinum + tellurium + terbium + nobelium + chromium + iron + cobalt + carbon + aluminum + ruthenium + silicon + ytterbium + hafnium + sodium + selenium + cerium + manganese + osmium + uranium + nickel + praseodymium + erbium + vanadium + thallium + plutonium  nitrogen + zinc + rhodium + helium + argon + neptunium + beryllium + bromine + lutetium + boron + calcium + thorium + niobium + lanthanum + mercury + fluorine + bismuth + actinium + silver + cesium + neodymium + magnesium + xenon + samarium + scandium + europium + berkelium + palladium + antimony + thulium5 
 And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world, ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the Freedom of Man.  A youthful, affluent Kennedy, on accession, he asks aloud: we, both domestic and world communities, try to look for a way to unify for the Common Good of All, rather than worry away at your cozy corner of the turf. 
 A ham sandwich goes into a bar and the bartender declares, 'We don't serve any food here.'  A horse wandered into a bar. Soon the bartender came, served and said, 'Why the long face?' 
 To be or not to be: that is the question, whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. 
 In one of The Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet,
queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten. 
 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band  Crap LP sung by the LSD-prone Beatles 

Uses for Anagrams

Proficiency in anagrams can be used for other kinds of word play. For instance, many crossword puzzles make frequent use of anagrams as clues (generally giving the anagram as the clue, then leaving the reader to rearrange the letters into the original word for the solution). Another type of wordplay often found in newspapers is the Word Jumble, which is essentially a rearrangement of the letters of a word into a meaningless mess, or jumble. It's anagrams without meaning. For instance, the clue might be 'D-U-Q-I-L-I' and the solution would be 'liquid'.

The board game 'Scrabble' requires a mind which can mentally reshuffle letters with speed. For instance, 'S-T-A-I-N' may not fit on the board, where 'S-A-T-I-N' would.

1'Mister Bellamy' is a track on the Paul McCartney album 'Memory Almost Full', released just after his divorce from Heather Mills. The name of that album can also be rearranged to be 'For My Soulmate LLM'.2A reference to one legend of Alexander the Great, which states that upon finding the Gordian Knot, which no one could untangle, he simply took his sword and cut it up.3A former Conservative member of the British Parliament.4She wasn't blonde.5This anagram is most impressive because if you replace each element with its atomic number and add each side up, the two sides are in balance.

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