A Conversation for The Saving The Galaxy Effort

Season Two - Beyond the Galaxy!

Post 21

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK] I have a bad feeling [cough] about this ...

[Link] Great! Sounds like fun! Pursued by Galactic Police, getting sucked into a wormhole, and now a lethal virus is spreading through the air! [collapses in a coughing fit]


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Post 22

Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!)

Dammit... I can't count and i'm on the bridge of the flagship of the fleet smiley - winkeye
*The Esirpretne flys through the wormhole and gets buffeted a lot by the shockwaves*

*The Esirpretne blasts out of the other side of the wormhole, killing a lot of red shirted ensigns*
*Checkout reads a monitor*
Oh no! Fatal Exception error!
*Reads another monitor*
And we appear to be over 7 light years from our last location!
*Pauses for effect*
E: That's only about 4 days away...
Checkout: Well I told you I couldn't count...


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Post 23

Zak T Duck

*Runs round with a first aid kit and a Thermos flask of tea for all those minor injuries from the wormhole*


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Post 24

Afgncaap5

*Notices other people getting ill. Affy pulls out his tes tube, pours it into a syringe, and wanders around to everyone on the bridge, giving them vaccinations and medicine for the virus. Then, his foot kicks something. He looks down*

Oh, look at this! It's the virus! Stil unopened!

*Worried expression*

If the virus isn't loose, why is everyone getting sick?


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Post 25

Mrgrunt (With the Beard of Power!)

And what happens if you give an incorrect antidote to a virus? Surely some side effects?
*Notices a few red shirted ensigns start to hemorage and mutate...*
I rest my case...


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Post 26

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK is aiming a tricorter at Link and Nerfal, who are still coughing]

[YK] Hmmm ... it seems to be a different virus entirely! One that isn't supposed to be communicable with humans!

[YC] Well obviously, Link and Nerfal aren't human. Does that mean it's communicable with everyone else?

[YK] Er ... yeah.

[YC] But where'd they get it from?


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Post 27

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

Someone...anyone...put up a forcefield around anyone who's ill...just incase it stops whatever it is from spreading any further...


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Post 28

Garius Lupus

*Has been oblivious to the events taking place around him, since his full concentration has been on his monitors. Finally, GL looks up.*

Captain, I fear that worm hole was not a coincidence. I think I know where we are.



I believe we are in the Citrus System and are now approaching the planet .... SUNKIST!!!!!!


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Post 29

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

You don't think it's possible that they made that wormhole on purpose to bring us here so that...they..could........take..............the...........ship........................

GL..please tell me that those dots approaching us on the viewscreen aren't ships...that they're just a few specks of dust...


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Post 30

Alien

*blows the dust off the screen*
See, it -was- only dust... No need to worry... *frowns* But all of the dust didn't go away...


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Post 31

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK uses some sort of antidote to cure Link and Nerfal]

[YC] If so, it's a bit strange, isn't it, that a couple of specks of dust look identical to Korlier Flashships.

[YK] Korlier Flashships? Those ships that don't have any serial numbers and therefore a favorite of people who don't want to be tracked?

[YC] Yeah.

[Link] Kinda the opposite of that Imperial Star Destroyer.

[YK] What Imperial Star Destroyer?

[Link] Oh, that one right behind the ship. Sorry, I thought you'd noticed.


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Post 32

Bluebottle

*Switches windscreen wipers on, but the specks of "dust" don't disappear* smiley - sadface


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Post 33

Garius Lupus

Looks like we might get a chance to try out some of the new weaponry. Better try to raise them on the communicator first, though. Where is the communications officer?


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Post 34

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

I haven't seen Joolsee around in ages....and I tried to leave a message..only he's probably not been on......

*sighs*

OK...so I guess we have to do this without a communications officer...which is going to make this incredibly difficult for us...

*leans forward & pushes a big green button*

This is Eomando, First Officer of the Starship Esirpretne..........


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Post 35

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Star Destroyer Captain] This is Captain Nayden of the Imperial Star Destroyer ...

[YK] [under his breath] No kidding.

[Star Destroyer Captain] ... Calamity. Please state why the Donut Federation has chosen to intrude on Imperial matters.

[YC] Those Korliers are still coming. Wanna head for the Bug?

[He, Nerfal, Link, and YK exit]


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Post 36

Bluebottle

I thought the reason that the Doughnut Federation is intruding on Imperial matters was because we were bored and couldn't think of anything better to do at the time... smiley - winkeye


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Post 37

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Nayden] That hardly seems a good reason.

[The Korliers fly by the Star Destroyer, attacking it. The Millenium Bug starts attacking the Korliers.]


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Post 38

Dizzy H. Muffin

[And the Star Destroyer starts attacking the Millenium Bug.]


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Post 39

Zak T Duck

*Munches on popcorn looking towards what appears to be a vidiscreen*

This is a really good movie, lots of ships blowing each other up.

*Realises that it is a window*

Erk!


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Post 40

Hopelessly Paranoid

*quorn saunters onto the bridge* Hello my good fellow crew, and how have you all been? *regards the odd looks given to him by several crew members* Its me... *more looks*...Quorn...*they don't stop*...ten-forward, I give you all alcohol...*bridge crew nod and smile in acknowledgement*

yes... better...

Anyway, I'm not one to er... hang around when I'm not wanted but I've heard there may be a vacancy as com officer. I mean, I've only had 7 years experience as a communications engineer on a Refungi Starcruiser, so you'll excuse me for even applying for the post, and I'll return to my post as barman as soon as/when/if the usual officer returns...*more looks of disbelief from crew*... what?...I will...promise... cross my heart, hope to drink die of ragtagino poisoning!

*sighs and walks over to croz*

Hey, cool beans! What movie is it? Is it Day Of The Almighty Apocalyptic Killy Space Battle? That was a brilliant film. Had a strange ending though... all the ships involved in the battle suddenly turn on the viewers and start blowing them to shreds... Oh, sorry, i can see its getting to that part... *ship shudders* wow.. I can see you've the the O-So-Real-Vibromatic-X-Perience-A-Matic on... that really does put you in the action, doesn't it? *smiles inanely, ship shudders again*...Croz, have you been messing around with it again, it feels way too real...*grins, stares out of the window* thats odd... i never knew YK and YC were in that movie... *shrugs*...oh well, learn something new every day, I suppose... *trudges to the com-desk, puts on the weird sparkly headphones and listens to Queen's Greatest Hits*


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