h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes sir mr Animal sir

seethe Animal always has a cuddle to cheer folk up
for the lady

Ooh I feel nice and warm after that chocolate

now believe rule 1 works

Tonight it works,
and it might tomorrow, it all depends on what type of day we have

Animal, heres to a good friend

Anthea, my wishes go to you,I know you and Khamsin are close and you have other friends and I would not want to do anything wrong, but if at any time you feel down and don't know which way to turn, I am here, I mean that, I do not like ANY person I call friend to be down, I can listen.

PS. I wouldn't want Khamsin or anyone else taking this the wrong way, just want to be a friend anyone can talk to

The turnips have gone ice skating, little skates made from razor blades( one sharp edge only)

Mine mother is more foolish than I, she whitewashed the lawn!

capt' your joking arn't you

I would not dare joke nuncle, Mr says its the truth

(it really is as well)

that is cool(without smiley)may I ask! what was the reason?

Ah thanks Animal

she is a strange fool is my mother...

(she spilled emulsion and then watered it down when trying to clean it up, the wind blew it to a puddle near the lawn then she sweeped it into the lawn)

I'd have done the same, I'd have told people thats what you had to do in the army, if it doesn't move paint it

poor old turnips, 2 days of gales and I had to tie them down, they don't like being hemmed in, but must protect, its my duty

indeed it is,
I hope there whitewash dosnt run in this rain...

tar paul lynn...stops rain

Ah wonderful, truely wonderful