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The Sheep's Room

Post 881

Rosa Baggins

Q: What did the polite sheep say while holding the barn door?
A: After ewe.


The Sheep's Room

Post 882

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - grr The cows out did ussmiley - wah

They opened the "a moo'sion" theme parkssmiley - sadface

The smiley - blacksheepsmiley - sheep couldn't come up with an alternativesmiley - sadface


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Post 883

Rosa Baggins

James Ramsay who lived in Ramsdean village would travel miles to visit the Harry Ramsden's restaurants.


The Sheep's Room

Post 884

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

As Corona-virus lock-down is slowly (fingers crossed) coming an end ?

The smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep are going on holiday to baarain..


The Sheep's Room

Post 885

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

What wool happen when the sheep get there?


The Sheep's Room

Post 886

Rosa Baggins

As they came from Woolverhamptom (Wolverhampton) and Wooler they would have a smiley - sheep dip in their favourite spa baths and receive their favourite drinks from the Sheep Baaar.


The Sheep's Room

Post 887

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

Let's hope thy don't get chased away, as they'd have to go on the lam(b).


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Post 888

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sheepsmiley - blacksheep have to have had 2 sheep dips before goingsmiley - erm and isolate on return.. SO! No baa B Q's for 2 weeks


The Sheep's Room

Post 889

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

After the sheep embarrasses himself, he fleece.


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Post 890

Rosa Baggins

The shepherds of Berkshire drove their sheep through Sheepdrove where they would stop over. They would go on their way to Woolhampton to sell their wool and buy some woolly (rams) jumpers.


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Post 891

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

2 sheep in court had mutton to say in their defence smiley - erm


The Sheep's Room

Post 892

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

That's just as well. Whatever they said would have been shear idiocy.


The Sheep's Room

Post 893

Rosa Baggins

In Shepherd's Bush, the shepherds would herd together in the Shepherd and Flock pub as they drank their golden sheep ale.


The Sheep's Room

Post 894

paulh, the apocalypse is coming, it's just late

Why did the sheep like to watch to watch "The Honeymooners"?

They admired Audrey Meadows.


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Post 895

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sheepshank! A knot ? or smiley - sheep with a speech problem that went swimming out of their depth ?

(no disrespect to anyone with a speech impediment of course)


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Post 896

Rosa Baggins

In Seaton Burn, the shepherd's mutton chops sideburns was a sight to see, along with his shepherd's smock where he would go and take a seat in the village pub. He always took his shepherd's staff and would ruminate over the days events.


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