h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I tried thatand baa'ly got a wink of sleep..

The stress of knowing you have to shear all those sheep later on would keep me awake too, and mounting with every additional sheep. The paradox is that falling asleep quickly reduces the amount of work, so no pressure (or teach yourself to count really slowly)

I bought a ticket from Woolverhampton to Shearing Cross Station but ended up in Eweston

The sheep were filled withe ewe-phoria at the sight of ewe-nicorns dancing to a CD of ewe-phonium music.

Shere Khan (jungle book)

shear khan why pick on me ? I ain't a

Sheep are filled with ewe-phoria when visiting the Ewe-kon to listen to Ewe-phemia and Ewe-gene play the Ewe-phonium.

Sheep are filled with ewe-phoria when visiting the Ewe-kon river to listen to Ewe-phemia and Ewe-gene play the Ewe-phonium

The event was disturbed by a Texas shepherd playing the ewe-ge ram-horn mounted on his Dodge RAM.

I remember how thrilled I was first time I heard Pink Floyd playing "Careful with that Axe Ewe-gene"

Is the internet wrong ?

ewetube ????

Lyndon Johnson to a sheep farmer: Ewe've never had it so good

Farmer to Lyndon B: - Maybe. But you know everything comes with ramifications

Everything must be going fine if you see the sheepfarmer riding a Lamb or djinni.

Little Bo Peep has lost her!

Should have had GPS collars on them

I get my knitting yarn from Wooler.

Sheep go to their favourite Northumberland spa at Sheepwash.

A bird dropping changed the sign at the edge of the ravine into 'SHEEP DROP!'

The woolen coat made the look rather ily

A farm on the moon alongside a human base ? BAA it'll never happen - NASA's pulling the wool over your eyes

have stopped crossing the road.

They now call a ewe-ber

Last few working days before the holidays. My brain says BAAAA and is full of wool. Can't remember digesting live sheep though. Going to watch out for Swaledale sheep.