h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After a hard day at work etc

A good full nights helps recharge the bodies batteries etc..

OK! So

Then you can use those batteries for powering a battering ram.

Assault *and* battery spells problems

HA! So your still trying to pull the wool over my eyes eh! ?


Yah can't fool me! The vet thinks I've got "mad cow disease" ?
But! I know they're ducks!!!!!

That vet is obviously a quack

Just came across a sign telling me to watch out for Ground nesting birds, ewes and lambs.

Didn't know sheep built nests. Didn't see any either.

How many does it take to change a lightbulb ?

EWE'll work it out easily

NONE!!! don't know what electricity is never mind what's a lightbulb

Lamb: - I can hardly wait for xmas, Dad!

Ram: - Bah, humbug!

Some rented a canal boat, some lost their temper because of all the "baa-locks" they had to pass through..

I'm not going to get "yiked" by explaining baalocks

Baa Baa Baa she ran wasn't a sheep named Barbara
and she didn't run, she walked

There was a lot of ewephoria when the Scottish sheep travelled to the Ewekon river in British Columbia for the Highland games.

After a busy day, the ewe's favourite film is Silence of the lambs

a Ram called Frankenstein created a and sang:-

<musicalnote) Ewe'll were made for me

(you were made for me - Freddie and the dreamers)

Ewe'll never walk alone

A went to the opticians and said - ewe and eye..

(A song the group Yes!)

The sheep in Ashington have a wash in the Sheepwash bank in the Wansbeck river.