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U-number: 203430
Any Specialism? (eg Juggler, Clown): court fool... aka the ones in king lear etc

Welcome aboard!

Since you're the first Fool to join, you can go straight in at Fool level .

Here's your badge -

And your hat with bells... and your pointy stick with lots of colours on it...

Anything else, ask the sheep

prithee thank you nuncle

U-number: U251058
Any Specialism? (eg Juggler, Clown): I'm an insane fool so I don't know which to say cos that one isn't there

You're in the grid, Khamsin Here's your bells and stick and stuff...

There's no badges until you get to Fool level... but since we need some Bloody Fools, you can be the Corporal if you want, then you're straight at the top, and you get a badge

Yeah I'll do that sounds like fun are there any responsiblities involved?

Nothing too serious

If you look in the Guild Archives, you'll find records of things like the Cement down the Trousers incident, the 'Custard' pie, and the Seesaw of Jolly Japes (very few clowns ever got on that again).

OK then, you're Corporal Khamsin of the Bloody Fools

hurrah another fool to jest with...

Oh yes, here's your badge:

U-number: 242047
Any Specialism? (eg Juggler, Clown...): Narcoleptic

Ah, what was I saying? Ah, yes, I'm a Pythonist, so I maintain that I'm already a de facto fool. I could be a Vicious Knife-Throwing Fool, a Hyper-Caffeinated Fool, a Narcoleptic Fool, a Cataleptic Fool, a Traumatizing Spork-Wielding Clown, or an Inoffensive Brightly-Colored Jester. Whatever you do - and this is extremely important - don't make me a Sheep-Juggling Buffoon.

Wait, no, make me a Bungling Fool, if you please. I've always aspired to be a Bungling Fool.

Or a Blundering Fool. It's entirely up to you.

I've put you in as Blundering Fool

Welcome, fellow Muggins.

JoeC

U-number: U236130
Any Specialism? (eg Juggler, Clown...): i'd like to be an arch-fool but i'll settle with... say... bloody fool.

Hmm... well, the Bloody Fools are only really open to the senior ranks (and Khamsin because we needed our first Bloody Fool)... but since you obviously have ambition, I'll put you straight in at Dupe level

That's my prerogative as Lord High Fool

JoeC

U-number: U236276
Any Specialism?:
I'll get back to you on that one... I'd like to be a complete fool, as thats what I am, but......

ACtaulyl can I be a "Dark "? (or just a dark foold)