h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

what a merry lot you all areand to think i almost threw my hat & bells away!!!!lets have a party!!!

threw them away...
nah it cannot be so...
prithee why throw away a coxcomb when it is so good a protection against men armed with bananas?

she's right you know, terribly dangerous those bananas. Then again, they're nothing in comparison with the ugly-fruit.

Or the ugly stick...

I was mugged once in a dark alley and thrashed repeatedly with the ugly stick apparently...

Or even worse:

THE RHYTHM STICK!!!

AHHH!!!



*hides under a ticking pillow*

Just 'tick' 'tick' 'tick'

or doth it go 'tock' 'tock' as well -

or ith it a flocking pillow?

no it does not "tock tock", though every 15.3 seconds it does go . Tarry not with the strawberry for the weekend is nigh over!

Weekend or not all days are the same

Neither are the knights.

I shall all I like
for there beith no cabbage, potatoe, gooseberry or lettuce smiley

and I am the Garden Fool

what of ? do they not have in a garden Mr?

I wouldn't have thought so...

or the tree...

A tree!!!

well nuncle there must be a tree
or else where do thay all grow?

Y'know, that never occurred to me. They just always... were.

Doth grow on a bush then? *looks at the *

In Attis or ce,
maybe on my nel?

y'know I always though it looked more like a hat than a flan

Doth not a hat have four or five pointy bits with tinkly bells on the ends?
hath no pointy bits, other we wouldst be most injured.
hath no bells, so it doth not chime merrily.
Therefore, forsooth, a is not a hat.

But it doth look foolish on the heade!!!

*splat! gets BLT in the face?*

I'm a chicken!

I like chickens!

Chickens are cool!

WOOP, WOOP, WOOP!

CHICKEN!!!