h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Muddy Waters can leave ewe with the s

Ewe Were Made for Me

(years ago) by Freddie & The Dreamers

A charging bull overlooking the barbed wire fence could turn into a bullette. Both are lethal when you get hit by it.

You mean a battering ram?

Now I am hungry, hearing about deepfried battered ram.

I'll just have noodles with ram'en

There's many in my bedroom - I have a good flock etc of a bed mattress

I've had a few lambs in my bedroom but I'd never invite ewe

Did you count them?

Lambs are very intelligent (not known for etc )

They can read music (sheet) Whereas! Goats Bah!


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NOT checked as such ok - just sort of found it

Eweston station is where sheep go and travel to (N)Ewecastle.

also love "ewe'll tide" at Christmas

My headlambs are very bright. What will I teach them next? If they get bored they go on a rampage.

Don't lamb'ast them

If they look sheepish in learning, the wool'd wasn't built in in day

- Why do you carry that lamb around?

- Mum told me to wear my woolies

I'm confused ? I went to sheep last night and found myself in court the following day


to the of The Fools Guild "went to sleep"

Wooler in Northumberland is the best place to buy wool. The next place will be at Sheepwash which is close by the river Wansbeck in Northumberland. This is where the sheep go for a bath before their fleece is sheared off and made into wool.

They say that some of the inhabitants in Shepherd's Bush are wolves in - I mean cheap - clothing

Fell asleep counting sheep
Woke up.
Fell asleep again while counting all the sheep to see if they were still there.