h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do you know something, if it wasn't for you, this office would close, that would be a loss to hootoo

Mr wishes to do his best until, Mr Joe returns

super cool(don't need a smiley for that)fantastic

nuncle joe has net probems me thinks
I hopes he remembers cometh payday

this could be my last gibber of 2004-in the office-- gibber gibber gibber..









NAH ! be back in during week

Ah Welcome in hogmany with many a pritty new turnip
and of course the

the turnips will flourish in new found whitewash

Ah, for new year i might whitewash some rocks as well

you'll confuse the turnips, including me..is that a rock walking

well yes, it is
is that a problem?

after whisky..no..before drink..yes

Ah... and which ones this then?

rocks walking! the walls have ears, so do mountains, no tartan whitewash for Hogmanay, its all very confusing....Ah! old proberb say 'sod it'

T'would be a strange place in Lancashire if all the rocks were tartin whitewashed and if they walked too

and guess what i will be doing,
yes painting lancastrian rocks with tartan whitewash and convinceing them to walk

Long live the Yorkshire pudding and Lancashire hotpot, may they always be together on a cold day

tis certainly the food of fools and of kings

aye, but as you and me are kings, we get the most meat, the fools can have the spuds

*hands the spuds to Mr eth*

did someone say something about tatties?