h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

saves from rot too

yes, but the main reason is they can't get down for extra whitewash can they, don't want them over doing it just co's its xmas

maybe get some festive whitewash too...
whitewash with snowflake design

my whitewash tonight looked like whiskey and I've got a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label for xmas

yes... I saw the black johnnie walkers vans in town... destinguised from the normal red ones i see by the fact that they were black

glad to hear you got your hands on some while the stocks last

daren't touch it while chrissymus

well theres always a slim chance you can get more before christmas, a bottle for hogmany as well

although I must remind you that there are certin advantages to not having a wee dram you know

£16.49 I'm a Yorkshireman you know, we taught the borders how to be tight

aye but thats cheep compaired to some i'm guessing

not to my pocket, I nearly cried!!!

but you didnt... you bought the stuff...

I know, but I'd bought it before I could stop me, a fool and his money are soon parted

Ah yes that old tale, seems to come true more often than not

you cheer up, you owe it to the turnips, me as well, co's I was turnipless until I met you on hootoo, so yah boo hiss

Ah but maybe you would have prefered to stay turnipless,
now you have the burden of whitewashing the turnips with the finest quality whitewash

most people say this was our song...Nah too soppy..Now this was our turnip, that grabs yuh, gets you, right in the shopping basket or hardware store

Ah maybe the worlds not too bad a place,
at least for the short term...

I have the power if Q , but can't get it out of the clingfilm

oh dear,
clingfilms nearly as bad as shrink wrap
if people still use such a thing,

I'm off shortly for a short, I wish you sweet dreams, if I'm not back on hootoo later.


rule No1. obey animal at all times....Be cheerfull
rule No2. there isn't one, the first works ok