h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well that sounds wonderful

what! youv'e never read the almanac before??

Am around here somewheregripe gripe

just fed the turnips bedded them down for the night, no sudden bangs

Its going to be a white christmas, santa's coming

6 days! mmmmmmmmmmmmm! must be a shortage of fools, don't want to start importing, they're not as good as home grown fools

where has all the staff gone, can't get labour today, wages, wages, wages

what did you say?

I had to turn lights off, save electric, so sat here humming to myself, well me feet humming, need a shower

*faints*

oops! forgot glade plug in, in pocket

1O days till christmas and i havent started doing the turnips christmas presents yet,


what should i do... hmmm

that is a good thought, you have done this before, I haven't, what do turnips like???????

well last year i gave them turnip covers, they look like tea coses to the uneducated though...

I might hurt, but I'll have to think on this prezzie bit

yeah what to get the turnips that have everything?

Hammocks!!

that might be a good idea...

keep em off cold damp floor