A Conversation for The h2g2 Fools' Guild
The Lord High Fool's Office
U218534 Started conversation Dec 21, 2003
Why am I doing this? Because every other society/club/Guild leader gets an office, so why shouldn't I have one?
*puts a noticeboard on the wall, a desk in a corner and two 
s on marble plinths by the door*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
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U218534 Posted Dec 21, 2003
Dr Unscrupulous - for that nickname advertising, you can have a promotion 
Remind me to do it later, haven't got time now...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 21, 2003
will do
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Khamsin Posted Jan 6, 2004
*silienty opens the door and places 3s on the door and leaves*
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U218534 Posted Jan 17, 2004
*understands why Anthea thought I'd promised her a promotion*
You really should look further than the word 'Dr'... read post three again 
Oh well, I've promoted you too now, so there's not much I can do about it 
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 18, 2004
I would like to offer the alliance of the Basil Brush Appreciation Society (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A2207585) to this illustrious organisation
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U218534 Posted Jan 18, 2004
Hmm... we are not merely a bunch of fox-lovers, I'll have you know. You shall have to prove that your society is foolish enough for a mention on our front page.
The only reason the Assassins are there is that I'm scared of Anthea...
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 19, 2004
Well, every body who is part of the society must, on special occasios, go around shouting "HA! HA! HA! BOOM! BOOM!" at the tops of their voices...
sounds foolish to me
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U218534 Posted Jan 19, 2004
Well, this is true...
OK, it's a deal
I'll put something on the front page later... when I get round to it...
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U218534 Posted Jan 19, 2004
Meantime, why don't you join us? As a fool, I mean.
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 19, 2004
I got too many important things to do at the moment, real 
wise. Maybe after my journey in a magical land and ater I've eluded the Assassn's guild (non-real issues) I will.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 19, 2004
joe i did read the post i just wanted a promotion 
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 19, 2004
*looks at hat, straps small charges of dynamite to them and throws them out the window, the timer is set for 10 minutes.*
Whoever picks one up's in trouble. he he!
*Looks throught the doorway and spots a cat*
He! Hee! a cat!
*chases afte the cat, but falls flat on his face due to tied shoelaces*
You did that didn't you Anthea!
I wasn't gonna harm the cat, just play games with it and love it forever and ever and ever and ever
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Khamsin Posted Jan 19, 2004
*
in lands on his head*
Hey why is she getting promotion?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 19, 2004
because i earned it
*hits khamsin on the head with her stick with bells on*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 19, 2004
*stick catches the hat and lifts it off Khamsin's head*
*hat and stick explode, Khamsin is find for criminal damage (no proof that it was the same hat I threw out the window)*
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- 1: U218534 (Dec 21, 2003)
- 2: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 21, 2003)
- 3: U218534 (Dec 21, 2003)
- 4: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 21, 2003)
- 5: Khamsin (Jan 6, 2004)
- 6: U218534 (Jan 17, 2004)
- 7: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 18, 2004)
- 8: U218534 (Jan 18, 2004)
- 9: Khamsin (Jan 18, 2004)
- 10: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 19, 2004)
- 11: U218534 (Jan 19, 2004)
- 12: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 19, 2004)
- 13: U218534 (Jan 19, 2004)
- 14: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 19, 2004)
- 15: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 19, 2004)
- 16: U218534 (Jan 19, 2004)
- 17: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 19, 2004)
- 18: Khamsin (Jan 19, 2004)
- 19: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 19, 2004)
- 20: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 19, 2004)
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