h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Scottish sheep not only like to wear jumpers but they like to wear kilts with their flock tartans.

white = dot
black = dash

that bad?

good job they're all going the same wayit could have been gobbledygook

I knew as Scotsman who thought he was a he had a baad time with all the jokes as he tried to grass in his garden. He was very sheepish about his strange eating habits. He wore lots of wooly jumpers and would jump to it when he saw his relatives and would make baad jokes about mint sauce to them.

... I prefer lamb chops ..

ah! karatethe worst kind are the ninjathough

just a bit of garlic would keep you safe

well I'm not that fond of mint sauce

Shaun the sheep was shorn by his shepherd Old Shep. Shaun later on went to the bank with Old Shep and was fleeced by the bank. Old Shep is related to Old Greg

lamb eggs are very hard to come bya better chance of plaiting fog

Sheep are very good at dancing the lamb-ada especially after a few

well the I know probably wouldn't be into dancing lambaaaahdas

and I don't mind

I've never seen a orriding a Lambretta scooter

you have not!! well, I'd say you really should get yourself a life, move to a civilised folding?

ha! and have the wool pulled over my eyesI've been lamb'blasted before and they hurt when thrown

Shephards go to Shephards Bush and play hide and seak with their sheep dog's by hiding their sheep behind the bushes in Shephards Bush and getting the sheep dogs to find them.

was Silence of the Lamb made at Sheeperton studios down south

I thought of buying a Lamborghini ..

150 pluspower engines eh!

mm.. this years model .. faster, sleeker and shaven