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really? didn't the goats object against that?

Dr Anthea was an expert on raising turnips, it's the class of whitewash used that makes the difference

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*was* an expert? have the turnips started to raise themselves then? "rising of the turnips" sounds like a good name for a movie?

no, the Doc went to uni and has now started her own family, Khamsin is her hubby, so I tend the turnips for her

given the reins as it were
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plus or minus a few posts about the turnips
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ah I see .. good thing that the goats were not involved in the turnip turnover

I feel sheepish about sheep as they ewesually follow me with their ewes eyes as I walked down the road in Baa-hill. So what da you wanna make those ewes eyes at me if they do not mean what they say baaa.

ewe !! surely aren't that baaaaad?

most are ok, you can't lamb'blast them really

from my P/S


whilst my good friend Dr Anthea-ACE-Artist(Falice Enlen)(Alicia Brmyn)A1123372 is at UCLAN, I will take care of the turnips, they will be fed only the best whitewash.They have up to date rearing pens, with hot and cold running water/central heating(thermostatically controlled)digital radio, for heavy rock music and dimmer switch lighting (do not ask for explanations, you'll have to speak to Dr Anthea)

no, I don't even raise an eyebrow I can imagine what the Turnip Liberation Front could do if you'd do slightly less than that ..

I do wonder what you'd do with a thermostatically controlled digital radio, but I must admit it's been years since I've bought a new radio and I've never been a turnip myself.

its hard work
I still check in from time to time though
we just got a new cat though
we called him shadow although he appears to think he's a parrot

'twas a long time ago when nuncle chaos and i spent our merry days counting sheep and experimenting on the exact shade of white for the turnips

couldn't get away with any of that now though, all this paperwork and regulations

aye those were the days, times move on an turnips ain't what they used to beforeign imports tsk tsk!

how's the young'un Anthea, getting a handful yet

When I was in Baa-hill the sheep would turn-ip in their droves to the local baa in Baa, then they soon got legless on drinking turn-ip ale

oh the bairn's doing well,
not crawling yet but he can sit by himself
and eat us out of house and home


tsk tsk sheep getting drunk, that cant be good
surely legless sheep would be noisy clouds

thanks Anthea...Khamsin having sleepless nightshis turn to get up

But the whitewash is hidden due to the incident in the night

hope young'un gets mashed tatty and gravy though

hope you both and Ephraim are keeping wellof course

e's got a cold
Again

a cold? .. don't go for the regular hootoo medication ..

I'll do that