h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ewe yes, you're right of course they didn't make many friends that way .. you know .. lots of conservatives in rural areas .. and it seems they don't approve of sheep in canal boats ... shouting baaaaalocks!! didn't help

must have also been hard for thewith the coal barges

mm yes well, mind you, most of the went out of their traditional business after the mines were closed down... laid off so to speak ..

I still cannot find my wellies. maybe the sheep took them

I shall keep my eyes open for any 4 wellied about

ah great .. it's not a problem as long as it doesn't rain

as long as you don't try and pull the wool over my eyes

naahh.. wrong season

have salt and pepper ??

no but the dyed her hair

ah! that explains itmust re-read later

.. it was reddish, purplish, but now -if the rumours will come true- it'll be black

oh! right! bring Jimi Hendrix in to it

mm.. probably more Jefferson Airplane you call it Jimi Hendrix but a human name doesn't mean sh|t to a tree

I talk to the trees that's why they took me away

ah .. nothing wrong with talking to trees careful when they appear to talk back though

at the moment, I've only got them to bark

oh, that's perfectly normal

in Mandarin

well.. indeed, that's a bit unusual I would have expected Bonsai trees to bark in Japanese

you should hear the language a Sapele comes out with