h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*wonders in*

hello?

i'm a too!!

Baa.

so ! no room for us chickens(no smiley for grown up chicks)for DNA change, must become a sheep Baaaa!k soon

earl ...no!prince...no!emperor...still no!got it!!! count zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

Don't know if this is suitable thread to put the site addy here as a fool
but if you have a fun with this,
I'm happy
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Just sound, blank space...

there is a hiding in that page, a bail of hay to winner of grid reference who finds it!

Baa baa
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puts giant forked branch in to ground, ties bunggie cord to both ends and lets fly the Baa...aaa..aaa...aa....aaa SPLATT! 373 yardsnot bad

ewe are getting y your eyes are getting heavier and heavier and yozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

baa baa

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole.

"Wow...that looks deep."
"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."
They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.
"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise."
They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait... and wait. Nothing.
They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT sucker in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."
The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.
Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.
The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.
Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?
You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!
Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.

hey a room full of sheep *gets otu a large knife*

not for resale

room for sheep, sheep's room

for Power

Bah bah blacksheep....

due to extensive and abnormal weather conditions and other factors, shower fitted over turnip pen run area, waterproof whitewash is still a problem

might have to switch to another sort of paint...

try the oil paints, see if they stick any better

but will that create some sort of mutent caste of turnips

I would not dare try, I'm to attached to them...XspudX turnip-you-like

I guess they will have to weight till there a bit bigger then they can have there own pots and... water them useing a special funnel system so the water dosnt touch the paint

good idea there! I could put wheels on the pots, so they can still wander about

and rig a pully system to any steps or steep hills so they dont roll back down