h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd imagine that one to shout .. well to talk relatively loud?

that's why sheep never go near them

ah right all of a sudden this all makes sense more or less another one of life's great mysteries solved

"a fact that not many people know abart"

most lamb chops are from ex contenders of s blind man's bluff - this way

ah common knowledge I know a .. so there...

err! well done

or rare

mm.. yes "well done" would be good

unless we're talking about steaks

I could do with a couple offor the front and back garden,grass any higher and I'll be finding rhino's

mm.. I found that the leave cutting the grass for me

but I don't mind give me chance to chat up a cute rhino

I won 2 in a tombola once, it was a lucky sheep dip

.. so .. woollen sweater? or lamb chops?

knit your ownwhen I catch it

.. I prefer they're warmer and cuddlier

we don't see manyfarmers must wash 'em first or bleach

re: your hippo poem on your p/s

feel free to add your poems/verse here(home grown, no copied)
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and I'm sure Jabberwock would like another contributor on these :-
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of course nobody can do "bad poetry" better than I can I just have to sort a few things out .. I wouldn't like my laptop to attack me for writing the really bad stuff

we cover all eventualities hereif not! we'll invent one

mm.. yes

for some uncertain reason I was doing (real bad) poetry in another thread .. a poem on cinnamon buns, evolving into a philosophical treatise on males and drinking habits .. directly followed by an elegy for a cat

sounds great really,
's not a turnip or a sheep mind
but i'm sure its got some merit in the bad poetry sort of way

turnip breeding program halted due to excessive rain