h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

could put a in the exhaust pipe, cheaper than a catalyst converter

.. no .. it would hurt and furthermore it'd block the exhaust

Sheep are now becoming comuters and are travelling by train in London. It is a very baad way to travel from the surbitions said one as we are treated like cattle.

dowear horse skin coats??

no, they wear wool of course I do wonder if they wear any boots though

oh yes, because they've look daft in flip flops

mm.. leather boots? the wool would keep those in shape

Do when they are trading wear coats made in Wooler and do they have a hawick to Hawick to keep themselves fit.

I'll have to ask that

aab aab aab
backward

.. mentioned I may be slightly mad

has his tail halfmast .. like a question mark

baad in places in the countryside people awake with on their beds with their ewesual grin on their faces.

and wellies?

or notthat is the question ?

part spoken in Lambnet(not sure which play actually)

err! he was late on stage

The do a lot of singing and have tried to audtion on the X-factor.

I'd heard they were that bad at singing, they got Baa'rred

what?? to baaa or not to baaa? surely that's not in contemporary culture ..

beef steaks,chicken legs,beef burgers and pork sausages, you don't see at a baa b q

lamb chops