h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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The political party won the elections by a lambside. Their party political slogans was "To Sheep, Perchance to Dream." and "Belles of the Baaah."

or the nursery rhyme

ahoo! aoo! ewe all fall down

Shaun the was quite sheepish when he got shorn in public. Shaun later on was fleeced by the VAT man on the sale of his woolen jumpers which he some times worn to jump up and down in.

Sheep at Christmas say Seasons Bleatings to their shepherds.

A cross with a cicada is a baa humbug.

vote for to replace reindeer's

a rednose ??

depends on how hard you kick its nose

ah! no red nose
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42763000/jpg/_42763313_sheep_416.jpg

On the lamb. Sheep of fools. A sheep at the wheel. Woolly bully. Sheep thrills. Three sheeps to the wind. Baaa humbug. Sheep date. Sheepskate. Like sheeps passing in the night. Bleating the competition. Miles to go before we sheep. Little Sheep of Horrors. Sheep trick. Fleece Navidad. Thanks for mutton.

Sheep hypnotists might say, "You're getting sheeeepy." A courting sheep might ask, "Wool you marry me? I only have eyes for ewe." And of course a macho young sheep would have to be called Lambo.

don't forget! a is NOT just for xmas, its for life(err and mint sauce)

mint sauce? lamb chops?

fingers crossed, you might get ain your xmas stocking

I .. would actually prefer a I'll get a bigger size stocking, just in case

There were shear delights when the were being shorn, one of them was called Shawn the who has the most ewe-nique of all ot them, he was named the Shorn Identity. There was bleating hearts when a few lost the beauty contest. Shawn the was leading the flock in the race. Some of the were racing in lamborghini in a car race.

racialists no in it

had sent by a hootoo friend


http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo

A dentist was treating sheep who fitted braces in mouths after he did it he said "At last", he said, "I'll be seeing ewes in all the old familiar braces!"

Well, would Ewe, adam and Eve it?

Theologians have admitted a discovery that has important ramifications for the Garden of Eden concept.
Apparently a was created first instead of woman, this did not seem a good match for Adam, so god created Eve and was satisfied. otherwise he would have moved on to Eue

Appartently Eve knitted the first 'willy warmer' for Adam from the wool ,the fig leaf is a total misconception.

Even the wool for Joseph's amazing technicolour coat was a contribution from the Ewenited colours of Beneton.

the ewings of Dallas(TV prog)were all baa'lmy

did Adam have some wellies

A was arrested on the motorway for doing an illegal ewe-turn. Then after the went and paid their fine at the police station they went to the baa-baa shop for a hair cut. Later on that evening the went to the casino to play wollette.