h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

go to work on a ewenicycle whilst other study at ewenitversity. Some say that they have seen ewe-fo's and that they are eweanimous about what they saw.

if I see friends in town, I throw and shout ewe hoo

in ewe-tah have been driving their cars on the ewe-tah flats to win a prize of a luxury flat. for not only been using public transport but now are starting to drive vehicles, fly planes and some have even got work as baaristers.

There was a couple of that were working in a fish and chip shop as battering rams which made them feel very sheepish.

Twelve male sheep with beepers created a ram-page and at shearing time they experienced lots of sheep thrills.

funny! you can be a but your not a when ewe wake up

A sheep owner who sold his flock for too little was told: 'ewe were fleeced.' But was comforted at the fact that they all could talk and were very intelligent had jobs on the Arran Isles making Arran jumpers and some of them were show jumpers and went to the Shetland Isles for the Shetland pony show jumping.

there's that film about a Scandinavian hero - baawulf

Then there is the scientist who made a mistake formulating the theory of relativity, He ewesd Ewe=mc2 instead of E=mc2. It was a baaad error.

The science of superior mutant sheep is ewegentics and the sheep call themselves ewenique ovis aries superior or others call themselves the X-Sheep

Sheep like to ewe-surp each other in the art of onesheepmanship

all my are covered in brick and plaster dust - look!

Your will have to have a bath and then go and let their fleece down at the local baaaaaar.

oops! I used bleach

Now you will have unewesually (peroxide) platinum blonde who have been madeover to look 10 years younger.

Marilyn Monroe

have found that the grass is greener on the other side.

Westerns are called The Wild and Wooly West.

The silence of the rams became an instant hit.

Ewe-an McGregor is the favourite actor.