h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Favourite sheep <blacksheep Star Trek episode: Star Trek TNG Ewenification.

she had a ish grin on her face, even though she'd had a baa'd hair day

Sheep favourite football team is Newcastle Ewenited.

I saw 2 trying to knit, they had me in stitches

It was really funny at my neighbours party when they invited the sheep to do the lambada but ended up joining in the neighbours punch up after drinking too much rum punch. Imagine drunk being unewesually drunk and aggressive.

When sheep are on the town, they drink lambrusco wine .

drive only lamborgini cars.

dospies dress as lamb'ha's (llama's)

The rams was ramming into the wall because he had a fright when he saw two wolves dressed in 's clothing.

Is dressing a in Wolfs clothing classed as lamb_inating

When are sad, they start lamb-menting if their football team lose.

Certain think that the ewe-niverse evolves around them.

is a on a higher plain of existence a dali lamb'a

Some when they have had one too many and are stone lamb-poon famous snooker players in the way the dress and behave. And when they finished lamb-pooning snooker players, they sit down and watch their collection of National Lamb-poon videos.

when a dies, do the rest of the flock lamb'ent

would afrom Alab'lamb'a baa with an American accent ?

Ewe-ropean when they get are two sheep to the wind.

There is an expression mutton dressed as lamb

true Kat, but you can't have a muttonish grin on your face

if were in a forest, would the shepherd play hide and

Prof not only would the shepherds play hide and but they were would all have mutton chop sideburns and spend most of their time blethering about the woolpack Inn gossip, a local for all shepherds.

Where I lived in Ashington there was Sheepwash, where the went for a dip.

would you have a dip next to a salsa dip and dorito's

Sheep hypnotists might say, "You're getting sheeeepy." A courting sheep might ask, "Wool you marry me? I only have eyes for ewe." And of course a macho young sheep would have to be called Lambo.