h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

write on ewe-nicyles and always wear their ewe-niform. take part in peace talks to pursue ewe-nilateral disarmament.

so that's where they all are eh! the ewe'nited nations

There have also been un-ewe-sual reports of ewe-fo's with .

ewe won't want to well err! sleep

in Ramsbottom go down to seaside at Ramsgate to ram down their throats as much un-ewes-ually high amounts of booze and then lock horns after hearing the other do the horn dance and play the horn pipe.

The rams of Ramsbottom where getting very rambunctious at the thought of going to Baa-rrhill in Scotland for a holiday where they will visit the local baa-rs where they will have sheep thrills.

it was BAAly warm the last few weeks

The rams of ramsbottom even visited the baa-rbers to have shear good time.

aab abb aab

going t'other way

Ewe-an the dancing whenever he visited Ram-sgate, had an un-ewesual way of attracting an audience by ram-ming down all his meals in one go and not worrying about the ram-ifications of such a reckless act.

does a baa baa cut s hair ?

Sheep shearers in Sheerness wear sheer stockings when ever they shear their sheep's fleece off in the summer months.

argh! 5 weeks since my last confession

It was sheer good luck that sheep shearers of Sheerness won the sheep shearing competition where the prize was a holiday to Australia to stay with the outback sheep farmers.

I've been walking round covered in, it was a flock coat

It was a baa-d day at the baa-rbers in Barr, as the sheep bleated for a short back and sides.

baa'ck later

Sheep shearers of Sheerness, were sheer stockings when they are shearing the wool of their to the sheer delight of onlookers.

are partial to a baaa of chocolate .

and live in Baa'ness