h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sheep hypnotists say to their patients , "You're getting very sheeeepy and give them relaxation exercises but warn them not to do them when the are at the wheel."

aye Jim lad! there's the Scottish - ewe'll tak the high road, an' I'll tak the low road

Ewe-phemia the ewe-nicorn loving ewe played the ewe-phone when invited to perform at ewe-logies and the furthest place she performed was in ewe-clidean space.

ajumped off a cliff, it was ewethanasia

The Ewe-biguitous ewes of Ewe-tah declared EweDI - ewe-nilateral declaration of independence from the Ewe-niverse.

if it was raining andwould the cats and dogs come out on strike

The of Ramsgate would dress up as Ram-bo and have Ram-bo film nights at each others houses.

They would go to evening classes where they would study the life of Ram-sey MacDonald and the Egyptian Pharaoh Ram-ses I, Pharaoh Ram-ses II, and Pharaoh Ram-ses III.

The ewe-biquitious ewes sailed away in an Ewe-boat to go and receive their ewe-kase from the dairy czar that all ewes must only drink Ewe-HT milk and cream and that if they spot any coming out an EW-FO they most greet them by playing on their Ewe-kule and invite them to come and watch any of the Ewe-FA football matches.

a shank can be a knotty problem

that appear to be everywhere at the same time are ewe-biquitous in number in the fields of Ewe-tah.

there was a family in Dallas, rich in oil, they were the eweings

Have you heard about the sheep who worked in a fish and chip shop? One was a battering ram.

Twelve male sheep with beepers created a ram-page as they felt very ram bunctious, making the chef feel very angry and sheepish after he had lambasted the mutton.

I went out on a lamb, I couldn't afford the busfare

fried on sticks are lamb kebabs

the sheep sheerers of Sheerness have won the Sheep Sheering world championship in Australia, to the sheer delight of their fans who came along with them.

ewe woollen believe it would ewe

favourite James Joyce's novel is Ewe-lysses.

Germanwere submarinersm they had eweboats

submariners