h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and baa'wick on tweed

It was a baad day at the Badrock convention when the sheep were unable to overcome their sheepishness when they had earlier been to the cinema to see 'The Baaad day at Black rock' as they had stuffed themselves with rock cakes as they rocked and rolled down the aisles thinking they were listening to Bill Bailey and the Comet's band playing.

but the don't like going to Wolve'rhampton

The where 3 to the wind when they watch The Empire Strikes Baaaaaaaack for the shear factor and to gain a new a new fleece in life.

the new British missile, it's filled with then it's a intercontinental baaalistic missile

Ewe-ropean ewes are un-ewesually good at ewe-surping even though they are aware of the ram-ifications of their actions they still go ahead.

are the ewerythmics making a come baaack

Where I live there is a fashion amongst young men to grow mutton chops whenever they have to dance the lambada making them feel very sheepish.

I do love listening to the very ewenique Ewerythhmics.

they make me want to ewek up

It was sheer good luck that the sheep shearers of Sheerness were able to get to the Sheep shearing contest in time due to the fact there were drunk sheep blocking the kent railway line at Ramsgate.

the eweings were rich in that American soap series

baabara and baarry got married and had children called baaniece, baarnard and baatrum

I have tried counting when I could not get to sleep when I was living in Baa-rhill but the sound of the sheep bleating kept me awake and I kept on losing count on how many I watched jumping over my neighbour's fence.

are the same colour in Baarain

Ewe-would not believe what I saw in Baa-hill the when they were having their , they were rewarded with liquorice sherbet dips.

Some of the went over on holiday on a cruise to Baa-bados and then took a flight to Ewe-tah and descriped it as a very ewe-nique experience.

ali baa baa and the 40 s

The ewe-phoria over the football is quickly disappearing as the do some very baaad moves on the field and even the and shepherd are having problems motivating them to play better.

ewe've been having internet and phone problems haven't ewe

Ewe better belief it when I tell you I saw the most un-ewesual sight in a field, with long horns on their heads pretending to be ewe-nicorns. They were trying to re-create ewe-topia and were full of ewe-phoria at the thought of it so they got their euphones out and played them til their hearts content.

I'll never be a eweropean