h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After the shepherd retired he felt ewes less.

A sheep owner who sold his flock for too little was told: 'ewe were fleeced.'

At shearing time there are some sheep thrills.

sail down the ewe-kon whilst playing the ewe-phonium and ewe-logising about their favourite 3rd century Greek Mathematician Ewe-clid and sharing their favourite forms of ewe-clidean types of geometry, making them totally overcome with ewe-phoria.

n'ewe format coming for hootoo - maybe n'ewe looking

The in Newquay where ewe-nited in their resolve to acc-ewe-malate as much ac-ewe-men as possible.

Sheep like to live in homes with walls lined with flocked wallpaper and if anyone compliments them about their interior, they come over all sheepish .

the aren't going to like the new hootoo, it's a load of baa'lls

Especially the of Sheerness, Ewe-tah, Baa-r Hill, Baa-r Head, Baa-r who consider it to be very baa-dly thought out.

if <sheep had an argument! would they have it in a bar'row

if <sheep had an argument! would they have it in a baa'row

The shepherds became very sheepish people at staff meetings which they did not like to attend and had to explain why their twelve male sheep when they felt very ram bunctious when they were with beepers as they went on a ram-page everytime they heard the lambada song being played on the cd player or radio.

if hootoo goes down the panwhere are the going to go

and The Fools Guild

Hopefully there'll be a place for all the to go where they'll be ewe-nited in their common cause of bleating when they are feeling very sheepish .

we'll have to put them in the beeb grounds

They'll will be eating all the flowers in the beeb garden.

Ewe-sually drink from a ewer under a yew tree.

it's not the flowers I'm thinking ofit's what the leave behind

Hey, there're sheep in here

I see no s

No sheep!

I be got patches over me eyes, I be a pirate and I see no in the baa'my night