h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

baaacode of law, there must be a baarrow full of rules for baaristers in the courts

sheep go to Baa-rbados on their holidays.

funny! I've never seen awhen I've been to the baabers ?

would make very good Baa-rber shop singers as they are baa-d which means that they are good.

Baar-bara the baa-rba became the first ewe female baa-rber It has been ewesual to see her at the Wool pack baar but in recent months she has been getting and has been baard.

beach boys sung about a Baarbra anne! she went to a dance as a baarn owl(it was fancy dress)

Rams have started to ram raid wool shops and s have caught a few in the act and arrested them.

not doing the obvious one

what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a

a kangaroo that says "g'day baaaruce"

Lonely rams make friends by becoming penpals. Sheep like to go to sheepover parties.

I hear a geneticist has crossed a with a pig and come up with a baacon sarnie

"Ewe make me love ewe, I did not want to do it." sung the ram to the ewe even though it sounded very corny as he was nibbling on corn on the cob and thinking about playing .

with mad cow disease thinks it's a baacluck

The ram fell over the cliff because he did not see the ewe turn.

Ewe'sless at telling jokes that don't involve and Wellies

There were these two sheep see, and one of them walked into a baa

Ewe won't believe what I saw today, I saw a flock of sheep dressed in flocked smocks reading the Wool Street Journal and bleating about the fact their wool prices were going down.

I guess their profits have taken a dip and they are feeling a bit fleeced.

Welcome baaa-ck to ewesual baa-r quiz for bored baaristers who have been baaared from their "The wool pack" local pub because they have been telling baawdy jokes.

The bored baarred barristers where all lawyers that specialised in unewesual cases.

America have a president Baarak Obama

no disrespect intended

Baawdy, baad, baared eat shepherds pie at the baaarn dance.