h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

you could annoy the new vice guild mistess i here she is afraid of snakes,
I am sure you wont use that to your advantage though

If you're having problems finalizing your death I can help you there.

Oooh snakes, excellent *goes off to find a bag full of vipers*

oh and that colour code on the front page is it:

Green ----> Red(bold)
Harmless ----> Dangerous

Or is it the other way round?

Because if it was, I'd be ranked "dangerous" along with the rest of the inquisition...

thats a good sugestion BLT
It could very well mean that

*whispers* You dont really know do you? They just look pretty

Ok I'm back with the snakes!

*begins putting vipers in Kat's hair*

Just don't put her in a bag.

*leaps out of chair, knocking over various papers, coffee mugs, amusing executive toys, and runs around screaming and shaking head. Having removed all the snakes, then clambers on top of chair and waves pointy stick vaguely*

I feel so put upon!!

*sits with a tub of icecream completly unbothered*
there only asps Kat dear,
do try and have some order
I mean its the spitting cobera climbing towards you I would worry about...

*glares and climbs on desk* It's alright for you! You like snakes!

*stares into space for a second before regaining some control*

Right, I want these snakes out of here right now. Someone give me a sack or something, or a litter picker thing or something.

*puts a sack over her headf and hits her with the litter picker*

I would kat dear but I'm on my brake,
*plays with icecream*

of course a duck could do it, If you asked nicely

Thanks Kham, you're just so sweet to me sometimes.

*grabs litter picker and starts stabbing nearest snakes in back of head and then depositing them in the sack*

Snakes eat ducks I do believe

not our ducks they jolly well don't

*steps out of the shadows and deals with the snakes*

evenings Mistresses


what would you like me to do with this bag of snakes?

Oooh Wiro's here! Well you could give them to the ducks for combat practice seeing as apparently our ducks never get eaten.

*throws the bag to a duck so they can deal with them*

Kat my dear, you seem excited to see me?

Does it show?